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  1. DeadLinesman
    I think you should die. In a house fire.
  2. DeadLinesman
    First pick locked down.
  3. DeadLinesman
    I’d have to agree. Masvidal was just far too seasoned. I think he breezed into it thinking it would be a walkover. Definitely Mas vs Edwards after that post fight clash. Can see him losing some money after that attack as well. You can’t just go in windmilling people because they tell you to shut up ffs.
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    That last sentence Imagine him meeting Yoel Romero at 185? He’s getting battered by a gate keeper at 170.
  5. DeadLinesman
    Till hype train well and truly over. He’s finished at 170.
  6. DeadLinesman
    Lies
  7. DeadLinesman
    We should do MLS. I’d pick LA Galaxy and they’d still somehow lose to Buttfuck Winsconsin FC.
  8. DeadLinesman
    Great start for Warrington last night, although Leeds simply didn’t turn up. Austin quietly went about his business and looked sharp. J Clarke looks a decent addition going forward but it was the usual suspect in Ratch and D Clarke that impressed me the most.
  9. DeadLinesman
    It’s just not cricket........
  10. DeadLinesman
    Everyone has bellends. I’ve seen fighting at Wigan and Leeds in the stadium, St. Helens on the way home through Parr, and especially at Hull. Usually the ‘younger’ generation who can’t handle a shandy. Anyone who throws a coin need to be euthanised.
  11. DeadLinesman
    It’s excellent mate. Very tense in the middle episodes.
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    As much as it will kill everyone, Super League needs a Warrington/Castleford/Hull GF win. Wigan are simply an awful club and Saints/Leeds hold the monopoly with them. I know Saints/Wigan fans that would rather see each other win it other than Warrington. That’s just fucking bizarre, like it’s this little boys club that they don’t want anyone else joining. Hilarious to see Wigan talking about a salary cap with the Widdop signing. Conveniently forgetting that they actually broke it to save the shot storm of relegation. Absolutely fucking despise them.
  13. DeadLinesman
    Joes videos don’t even make sense anymore
  14. DeadLinesman
    It ranks up there with Her Majesty’s birthday and 26th May 1999 as the all time great dates. I was going to get a ‘5 times’ tattoo, but wouldn’t want to be associated with that awful set of louts from the wrong side of the M62. Then I decided on a Lewis ‘dabbing’ tattoo, but the connections to Pogba are still too awful to imagine. Therefore, I’ll be ordering in a Domino’s pizza and watching Sébastien hitting his steering wheel over and over again.
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    DeadLinesman replied to Rab's topic in The Pub

    So I’ve still pretty much not slept yet in 2019. We stayed at a mates house to see the New Year in, but he failed to tell me his daughter had a sickness bug on Saturday which she’d only just got over. He and his stepson spent the first few hours of 2019 hurling and keeping the whole house awake. As a result, Phoebe walked into our bedroom 11:30 last night and vommed all over the bed and floor. I’ve been up all night with her holding her hair back and cleaning up after her. Fucking fuming. Not with her obviously but my mate as this could have been so easily avoided. Just waiting for Sabrina and the Mrs to come down with it now before it inevitably hits me as well.
  16. DeadLinesman
    If you win the league, put me in a fucking coma
  17. DeadLinesman

    Ladies feet

    DeadLinesman replied to MUFC's topic in The Pub

    Calm down sugar tits.
  18. DeadLinesman

    Ladies feet

    DeadLinesman replied to MUFC's topic in The Pub

    You need to look at my schedule mate. As they saying goes ‘if she’s free, she’s not with me’
  19. DeadLinesman
    Andrew Strauss’ wife has died aged 46 due to lung cancer. Always shite news around Christmas and New Year.
  20. DeadLinesman

    Ladies feet

    DeadLinesman replied to MUFC's topic in The Pub

    Because it’s broken absolutely no rules whatsoever?
  21. DeadLinesman
    Except for Man City. I feel we all get to laugh at them.
  22. DeadLinesman
    Jesus Christ no. You were a fantastic player Peter, but you’ve got absolutely zero knowledge or experience of what this type of role entails.
  23. DeadLinesman
    My daughter is funnier than all of you. Just let that sink in.........
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    DeadLinesman replied to Rab's topic in The Pub

    Stealing jokes from a 5 year old.....
  25. DeadLinesman
    Just for future reference, I think you’re a massive bellend X
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