DeadLinesman

You’re so angry these days Thomas.

I’m sure you’d love Lewis to start screaming DANKE DANKE! He wouldn’t sound like a prick at all...........Now go top up your pizza with pineapple you heathen.

Tends to happen when you spend more time in Burger King than the first XI.

I genuinely fell asleep in the middle of that Sunday night game. 1 fucking shot on target. 1. And it was just pass back, keep the ball, don’t lose it. It was like watching 10 Jordan Henderson’s. We need a world class CB (which won’t happen), a world class wing back (won’t happen), an actual winger that can both assist and score (won’t happen), and a forward to compliment Lukaku (but Mourinho won’t play Rashford). We’ll tick along like last year, scraping results and playing utterly fucking gash football, probably end 3rd or 4th battering a minnow along then way so Mourinho can keep his job.

Coming into this thread like....

Big Ben was a beast. Sound lad on and off the pitch.

Amongst all men, including ex Spanish football stars like yourself. I’m a god damn sexual tyrannosaur.

I am a god amongst men. This comes as no surprise.

Got bit by a swan when I was a kid. I can confirm they are absolute thundercunts.

Whiskey better watch out. I’ve not since Nudge this excited since she opened up her last bottle

Racist

He’s let himself down walking off at the end though. And this is coming from someone that sticks up for him all the time. It’s your home race ffs.

Whatever you do, don’t sell him a queer giraffe.

Pretty spot on assessment then.

Bunch of twats doing it for the camera acting the bollocks. Just drink ffs.

Or watch Rugby Union

He might be great, but he’s not blessed.

Doubt it mate.

Well that post looks out of place now lads ffs

I’ve got a 5 year old with slapped cheek syndrome, a 7 month old that just learnt to fucking crawl and won’t stay still, a mother who’s fighting lung cancer at clatterbridge, but I’m more upset that Portugal have cost me not only my last man standing place, but they didn’t even have the fucking decency to lose, which cost me a blow job late on. In conclusion and with the utmost respect, I’ve got bigger fish to fry.

Off to watch Hereditary tomorrow night so hope it’s decent. Rampage 6/10 - It is what it is. Video game wasn’t better. Ready Player One 10/10 - Amazing. From start to finish, a totally submersive film that grabs your attention through the story and visuals. People will moan that read that book (as I have), but it’s a film ffs. Get over the small details.

Fully deserved.