DeadLinesman

It was very easy?

So the club discussed his value internally, asked a question and this translated into the player/club ‘snubbing’ United? As much as I’m disenchanted right now, I think it’s borderline becoming silly season with these none stories. I want to smash Michelle Keegan up the arse, but she can’t snub me if I don’t directly ask her.

Interesting article in the Guardian stating..... Godin - In reality an intermediary had contacted United a few days earlier asking whether they would be interested in Godin. United said they were happy to be kept informed. The next and final conversation was the intermediary telling United that Godin has signed a new contract. Boateng - By United’s calculations he had simply missed too much football through injury over the last three years – playing no more than 19 league games in each season. United are wary of buying from Munich since their expensive misadventure with Bastian Schweinsteiger. To a lesser extent they feel that Owen Hargreaves also came to them in 2007 with the basis of what would become effectively a career-ending injury. Alderweireld - There was no offer made at any point for Toby Alderweireld at Tottenhenham Hotspur, another one whom United felt that in the long-term would not materially improve their five centre-back options Maguire - Harry Maguire was a genuine target although no progress was ever made with Leicester, and while it has proved impossible to change minds the softening of the club’s stance over time with Riyad Mahrez has given United some encouragement that it could be a long-term project.

You can’t be told to do one if you never make an offer.........

Mourinho wants the finished article regardless of age. Woodward simply wants superstars. We end up with whoever Raiola or Mendez palm off on us. Fucking shocking state of affairs. The club is becoming a bigger joke by each season.

Oh, @Storts is a member alright.....

Never gonna happen.........

Surprised by the result, not the second half performance. Both goals were well crafted though which was a positive. Only Benzama from that recognised Madrid 11 with Bale making a start, so not reading anything into it.

Antman and The Wasp 7/10 It was actually very good. Not as good as the first but still a decent outing.

You seem to care. You get very irate about it

We’re going to Ulcinj in the south. Always wanted to check the place out.

Going Cornwall in 3 weeks. Just booked Montenegro for next year as well so excited for that.

If you don’t finish above us this season, you might as well give up.

3-1. Biggest pile of preseason wank I’ve ever watched.

This defence is like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia. Aids.

What a goal from Peirera. Fucking absolutely class.

How I feel when I see a Tommy response.....

Tommy is definitely German Bosco on WTF1

I’ll take anything Castles said with a pinch of salt.

Sorry mate, I don’t speak Welsh.

I’m not angry. Just #Blessed

You’re so angry these days Thomas.

I’m sure you’d love Lewis to start screaming DANKE DANKE! He wouldn’t sound like a prick at all...........Now go top up your pizza with pineapple you heathen.

Tends to happen when you spend more time in Burger King than the first XI.