DeadLinesman

Rather lose tbh.

Hope we spoil the party.

It's a plane ride I'm willing to take.

Cheers cunts. I got abuse for going the cinema on Tuesday night. Before she proceeded to tell me she was going out Wed, Thu, Fri and Sat night........ Seriously, DO YOU EVEN FUCKING HEAR YOURSELF SOMETIMES?

#Chazz2

Isn't she that lass out of Jane The Virgin?!?!

We'd have to see about 3. I earn a tidy amount already and were probably pushing with 2. I want to be able to still have nice holidays and a third maybjust tip the balance.

What's that new gender fluid bollocks all the cool kids are talking about....

Not finding out, one of life's rare surprises! He that all the time mate. I've basically been a single parent for 3 months and I still get shit for missing one thing out of a million It's bald. That's all the confirmation I need.

I'm keeping it off FB for the time being. Know exactly what you're going through though mate. My Mrs is literally intolerable at the moment. Feels almost like an exscuse just to act like a massive bastard with me

They're fucking murder mate and I'm finding out first hand AGAIN. Was keeping it quiet, but fuck it........

When I find an appropriate response involving your Mrs, I'll be back.......

That would be funny if it made any sense. Which it doesn't. At all. In fact, it was so unfunny it possibly gave the world aids.

We should probably stop mass producing cars because there were a few accidents in Warrington today......

Great finish from Bottas to pip Hamilton to the pole. Embarrassing to see Lauda celebrating more than him though

So finally finished season 6 last night. The fact that Battle of the Bastards was so fucking good kinda put on dampener on the finale (thought it was boring, with the exception of the flashbacks to Ned).

Love some AFL on a Saturday/Sunday morning.

LIFE - Solid 8/10. Gruesome.

Absolutely. Trust me, if I only had myself to look after, I'd be renting and moving as much as possible

“But my heart’s not here, it’s not for England. I play in Super League but my heart is for New Zealand and Samoa and that’s who I’ll be representing if they ask. I’d love to represent Samoa while my grandparents are alive, it would mean a lot to do that, but it would be good if New Zealand came calling.” Denny Solomona - September 2016

English RU have zero decency

You can't really continue to rent if you want a stable home for your wife and kids. Wouldn't want to be arsed moving about every 5 minutes. Sure, I've made large investements in my 3 properties upto now, but I've also got 80k of equity in my property so that's a pretty nice cushion. Always take out life insurance as well if you've got a family.

I will fucking end you.

To be fair, Parish is only concerned because he won't be able to sell him on for the English premium now that he's Ivorian apparently.