...Dan

A drunk man saw a man in a gimp suit lying on the floor, he tried to get up so the drunk guy kicked him in the face? Shouldn't he be charged with assault?

Atalanta midfielder Matteo Pessina returned to pre season training with a pornhub bag signed by Mia Khalifa and others

What's the problem with hitting the ball at your opponent? I don't get it, he's there to win points. Rafa getting pissy about it is the only weird thing. Reporters asking if he's gonna apologise is bizarre.

Anyone been to Tunisia? Thinking of doing a few days in Tunis and and a few days in Djerba

I think Amsterdam is better for a joint trip, mate

Note to self: never post a photo with your feet in on this forum.

I think @Stan said there was some kind of disagreement between him and another staff member and he decided to take a break?

"The mitsubishi outlander only received a basic rating" he says as it smashes a mannequin to pieces That's basic? Doesn't look very efficient.

Easyjet do Manchester to Bilbao, and there's a coach to San Sebastian that takes an hour and ten minutes.

I'm fine guys, don't worry.

The most unforgettable part was when I poured myself my cup of milk that I always have before bed...took a sip and it tasted of salt. Wtf Turkey?! Turns out it was something called Ayran: Doogh, ayran or tan (Albanian: Dhallë; Persian: دوغ‎, dugh; Azerbaijani: ayran ; Arabic: شنينةšinīna or عيران ayran; Turkish: ayran; Armenian: թան t'an; Pashto: شلومبې‎; Kurdish: ماستاو) is a cold savory yogurt-based beverage that is mixed with salt.[1][2] It is popular in Iran,[3]Turkey,[4] Kurdistan region, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan,[2] Russia, the Balkans,[5]Afghanistan,[6] Cyprus, Lebanon and Syria.[7]Yogurt drinks are popular beyond the Middle East region.[8]

It hasn't stopped pissing down mate The umbrella I bought this afternoon broke in record time as well.

Haha yep, alive for now, and the apartment hasn't been broken into yet. Istanbul hasn't given me the best of first impressions. As soon as I left the airport I was asked by about 50 men if I want a taxi. I took the shuttle, and got off at my stop and stepped into another mob of taxi drivers I literally had to push through them to collect my suitcase. Then today I spent a good 4 hours looking for an istanbulkart that you need to use public transport. Tried several machines in several corners of my closest metro station...they all said not available. Found a desk area with istanbulkart written above it...queued for 5 minutes assuming I could buy one there, but nope. Walked 20 minutes to the next metro station, same story. I eventually found a shop that sells them, at about the 10th attempt. It's been a while since I've been somewhere where I can't at least speak the basics of the language...I'm not enjoying this. I'm sticking to France from now on

First night in Istanbul and I've already been on the end of an atrempted scam. Was looking for my apartment near Taksim Square, and it's all unsigned alleyways so it wad pretty confusing. I stopped outside a hotel to look at my phone and two guys start talking to me (target the guy with a suitcase). They ask where I'm from, tell me they're from Israel and here on holiday too. I say I'm looking for my apartment and the guy says we can help because we're locals (didn't actually realise at the time but lol). He asks to look at the maps on my phone, insists he'll give it back...I stupidly hand it over because I'm too polite to insinuate that someone's trying to steal from me ...he does give it back. He says after you find your apartment come for a drink with us...I say I'm meeting my girlfriend. Now, I looked it up and apparently a well known scam is they invite you to a bar with them and you end up with a massive bill (thousands of pounds)...I avoided that obviously, but I'm quite worried because he looked at the address of my apartment, and called someone while looking at it. It's now 5am in Turkey and I haven't managed to sleep because I've been worried about it Apparently these scammers scam you in a very friendly way though, if you say no to the drinks they move on...so I'm hoping if he did tell his friends about my apartment it's just to target tourists in the future rather than to break in when I'm out. Needless to say I'm taking everything of value out with me tomorrow

Ah you have a point. I'm always searching the word "blacky"

Ah, to his thread? Not to foot porn?

Is the word feet in your post a link or just underlined? I'm scared to test it.

Are we sure MUFC isn't Balon? The timing's about right probably. He wasn't comfortable coming out of the foot closet as himself so he created a new account solely (lol) to express that side of himself?

I like how you've been identified as an "older guy". how did they know? Do you search for google on your chrome searchbar?

Is anyone else getting this? There's also one for older women. I'm on a coach and I have to keep scrolling away quickly before someone thinks I'm looking for "a blacky" or an old woman.

Haha ok cool, cheers.

Haha wow I'll try to avoid Pegasus then. So you have flown with Turkish Airlines?

@Dr. Gonzo how do you survive in America without smashing your TV? Watching NBCSN football streams has given me a taste of life in America...I thought the "these are real people, not actors, OMG CHEVY" adverts were annoying (I actually mute the TV every time they come on), but I've just seen the exact same Verizon advert four times in one commercial break...and probably about 15 times so far today.

Atlasglobal or Pegasus? I don't like flying with airlines I'm not familiar with, they all seem to have some shocking reviews. Edit - or Turkish Airlines

how much have you put in @Batard ?