Stan

209 have died in 24 hours in UK. 1000+ cases in Midlands. And sadly a frontline NHS doctor has died after being diagnosed with the virus

All supermarkets are doing this, or should be implementing it if not. If he wants to avoid anything, avoid weekend. Might as well do the 'big shop' during the week when it's guaranteed to be less busy. I went Thursday afternoon. A small queue outside but very quiet in the store. It's a good decision to only allow 1 shopper at a time in and out (after the initial 20-30 at the store opening). Restricts the panicking and mayhem we saw a few weeks ago. If you want to avoid any supermarkets though, plenty of smaller shops or post offices will have the essentials for what you need. May have to pay a little extra but then weigh that up against waiting in line for longer and see what you prefer...

Bit hard to tell but this is their graph of cases

This is why you don't work for the Financial Times. They wouldn't put up with this attitude

Aside from @nudge's graphs, I do like those FT graphs. Really easy to view the different trajectories and comparisons between countries.

I definitely can't draw so wouldn't have even attempted it

Looks like a pig as well. So could be the latter

I think I have a problem.

WTF I meant in the house thing not on the floor but even then it's not a koala so whatever

I SEE A HONEY BADGER!

It's still not as clear as what you clipped I SEE THE KOALA THOUGH!!!

Fucking hell. Not sure what I was seeing but it's definitely not that clear when it showed up on my screen Dammit thought that was him but see above for viewing issues

Aussie BBQ just behind the guy resting his feet on the koala.

Boomerang between the water and the Melbourne sign going over the track.

Is the koala what the guy is resting his feet on on the cricket pitch?

From fullfact.com Public Health England estimates that on average 17,000 people have died from the flu in England annually between 2014/15 and 2018/19. However, the yearly deaths vary widely¾from a high of 28,330 in 2014/15 to a low of 1,692 in 2018/19. Public Health England does not publish a mortality rate for the flu.

UK death toll up to 1019 as of 9am this morning.

My mate works in Zambia and he finds it notoriously difficult and time-worthy to get back home whenever he does. Usually has to get a bus to a different country to get a flight to Dubai and then onwards to UK or vice versa. And that's without this coronavirus stuff!

Such as...

Sorry for your loss as well. Had no idea.

He said he 'shook hands with everybody' whilst knowing there were people at the hospital who were suffering from COVID19.

He was shown pictured only a few days ago doing those deliveries to Hospitals as well. It's just a personification of clusterfuckery.