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That's great but that's not why I posted it

Looks like you'll be joining the long lines! Absolute joke the MPs get that boost while front line NHS workers barely get given the right equipment, or amounts of, as they battle the disease and risk their lives doing so. Massive slap in the face for anyone putting themselves at risk, especially while underpaid for the responsibilities they have. And then they see politicians get increases to their bank balances. Ridiculous and I feel for those frontline workers. It basically hollows out any thanks and well-wishes politicians give to those workers while their pockets get lined even further. Now I'll just wait for FIB to come in and tell me I'm wrong and that the £10k expenses are justified . All while NHS workers were having to pay for fucking parking while they risk their lives up until recently anyway after Piers Morgan went public with it all. Our country is so backwards sometimes.

Brian, you said your cases rose overnight because of markets flooding with people looking to buy fish.

Oh and not to mention the alleged incubation period of the virus - 2+ days at a minimum?

That means that people who flooded the place yesterday were all tested between then and now. Is testing that quick and efficient in Peru?

Your cases did not rise because of fish.

Well apparently it's 14k/day at the moment. Which means there's now 21 days (from tomorrow) to get up to 100k/day...

Apologies, I'll send pictures earlier next time. Spoken like a man of true experience!

If she reads this, hello to you Miss @Harvsky! Apart from @nudge we're all nerdy geeks and all look like this so you have absolutely nothing to worry about as I'm sure this is not @Harvsky's type...

Lockdown and herd immunity are 2 different things? Lockdown would essentially stop herd immunity taking effect because no-one is allowed out, no-one allowed to interact outside of a household and therefore the virus can't pass through the 'herd' so to speak. And then the herd is unable to become immune because they've not been exposed to the virus. Herd immunity has its risks with a virus this strong I'd have thought? I'm not sure on the details of this lockdown being lifted - are there still restrictions or is it complete freedom back to how it used to be before lockdown measures? I'd hope to think Wuhan officials or even China officials aren't so naive to not expect a second wave - if there's complete freedom they must be pretty confident the virus has been eradicated but I doubt this is the case.

Surely you get discount to Japan? Like a nandos black card if you go there loads of times?

Canada GP latest to be postponed https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/52191975

This is great stuff

Obviously shouldn't laugh at anyone getting COVID-19 (unless you're a paedo, murderer, sex abuser etc etc) but the Israeli Health Minister has tested positive for it. He has previously claimed that testing positive for it is 'divine punishment for homosexuality'

Death toll for today is 850 in England, Wales & NI. Not sure of Scotland's figures.

Gove is now self-isolating as a family member has contracted symptoms apparently. Soon it will be the turn of Larry The Cat to front the daily updates!

What is it with Health ministers breaking the rules ?! First Scotland's, and now NZ's. This guy even did it twice. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-52194407

Yeah it did go on a bit

I'm very happy for you that Peru is doing well.

Ah that's good about his missus. Didn't know that. Maybe he had underlying conditions as well that weren't publicised. He did look pretty rough on Thursday mind.

Just remembered his missus is pregnant as well and was showing symptoms. Hope they can both pull through.

Same. You have to be an absolute cunt not to.

Haha he's a funny guy! Better than James Corden comparison