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That happened yesterday. @DeadLinesman told me he was travelling from Manchester to Kent the other day. Didn't know he could afford a penthouse suite to stay over in, though. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-52379200

More like this mate

Some cunt firing off guns from a top floor apartment in Kent

Decent prank it continues in the thread too .

What should it be? 'a man shot 33 times in the head died after exposure to 5G'...

Nah definitely see and hear it round here too. Like there's a mutual appreciation of how shit the situation is but we find our way through it together. Just a bit of politeness at the end of the day

You may have seen the stuff about Starlink yesterday - SpaceX satelittes can be visible on a clear night tonight... https://james.darpinian.com/satellites/?special=starlink&fbclid=IwAR2Y4dX_3g8T8t7DkYVLreFLH8UUBEym75d2QEWt8-PLvBNG5YSD6V9IBkg You can obviously change location.

It's fine. He goes to Japan regularly enough (apparently) so he's barely in Perth

Excellent stuff. When's the next one? Been ages since the last one

Missed those parts of the Americas out for a reason. Literally no-one cares.

Not fishing for anything really. Just found it amusing. Obviously I know the circumstances are obscenely different.

Some updates: Early signs of a new test devised by University of South Wales which could have results within 30 mins. Not sure on accuracy but apparently 'promising'. Singapore - largest case by day so far (1,426) Spain - lowest death toll in nearly a month, by day - 410. No plans to lift lockdown as yet. Germany - some shops re-opening as lockdown eases - small shops, book stores, garages any size can re-open but maintain social distancing. Virus 'tentatively under control'. Denmark - some businesses (such as barbers, dentists) reopening France - death toll nears 20,000. Face masks could become compulsory Slovenia - 'random' testing to take place. Teams to visit up to 3,000 homes and carry out tests on occupants to see how widespread virus is. Australia - Sydney to be specific - 3 beaches re-opened for 'exercise only' Czech Republic - introduced one of the earliest lockdowns in Europe (12th March) - now re-opening markets, car dealerships, and other small shops/businesses. Part of a 5-stage plan. India - some lockdown restrictions easing in places where virus hasn't struck majorly - farming businesses, banks, cargo-carriers can resume travelling. China - tourist areas have re-opened, some along the Great Wall. NY - apparently passed the peak of virus cases

'10m people watching a show about smart people every night. Celebrating being smart' Maybe arrogance was the wrong word. More a brag but then doesn't help himself getting the 'easier' questions right. Even if you've not been to Ikea, surely it's common-sense to 'spot the difference' out of the 4 answers . Paris, London, Rome or Ikea. He even talks himself out of the answer after making the meatball & Ikea connection.

This is good! Glad to hear it

Not a dumb question at all. Easy answer. Any kind of common sense and having some kind of social awareness and not just being a massive nerd might have helped. It's the arrogance at the start and then fully getting egg on face at the first hurdle. 'I'm so smart'. Fails question 1. Funny.

Had a nice BBQ today. First one of the year. Missed out last weekend as didn't have enough ingredients and didn't plan properly for it. Kebabs, tandoori chicken, sausages, lamb chops. Perfect.

On top of this I find the Boris-bummers' excuse to him not attending COBRA meetings a bit weak. There's justified uproar on the back of the news he didn't attend any of the 5 before the outbreak properly hit the UK. To miss one or two and send a rep is fine. But to not bother go to any of the 5? Nah, that's weak leadership for me and smacks of someone who doesn't really have a clue and would rather have his aides/advisors/secretaries of each department do the work while Boris takes the credit, or alternatively do the work and if it doesn't work out, his advisors take the hit. They say 'he doesn't usually go to them'. Oh, that's alright then! Carry on as you were!

596 UK death toll today.

All the best for him mate.

True. You think with all the players they have over the years (maybe not recently and more yesteryear) and the huge stadium (with fans that would almost be rejuvenated just to have Ashley out the club) they could once again become an attractive proposition. They definitely need to be careful regardless.

I think slightly better than that. More like Everton. Spend lots (maybe more), not really get anywhere. Think from the outset for any club even if they have copious amounts of money is to have a strategy and structure in place for the next few years. Get rid of any deadwood, and don't buy players and spend fuckloads to make a statement just because you have the money. Buy players that fit that strategy/philosophy with the money you have so that you avoid being like a QPR.

I love when people get outed for being absolute cunts These 2 imbeciles got expelled from schools/colleges. Here she is saying sorry... Here she is not being sorry