Stan

What do you mean inflated?

I think it goes some way to explaining why we don't want a lock down over here so soon when NHS is overstretched anyway.

Ezequiel Garay has it.

Why would you not survive it?

That's just @IgnisExcubitor and @Mel81x isn't it?!

I know, but it was as if you'd totally dismissed turmeric of having any positive aspect to it, comparing it to poodle shit which is obviously a bit further than extreme . Soon changed your tune when the others came along though

Meh, couldn't be arsed after the poodle shit post. Didn't think I could win you over if that was your starting point . Should have just got @nudge & @IgnisExcubitor in from the start!

Yep. I have it whenever I get flu/colds etc. apparently it's the same as shovelling shit in your mouth though. Like, exactly the same.

What?

I'm being serious. But whatever.

Poor kid got kicked out for the day as well

Haha I saw that story too - think a few countries have bought in measures to prevent profiteering in times like this. Also, turmeric does have healing qualities

went Lidl to shop this morning. Lot of tinned goods, frozen items and of course toilet paper all gone. Shelves empty. Everything else was all in good stock - fruit and veg, poultry & meat, milk, dairy products, bread etc etc.

We're several hours behind you

It was yesterday when it was first published.

World Health Organisation: keep your distance from people, minimise large crowds. America, Chicago specifically... :

And that's it? Just a 45 minute presentation solves everything does it?

Oh shit, more gifs needed!

Can understand not going on lock down not so as not to put pressure on the NHS further down the line but don't think they've been very clear about things so far. For example the health secretary Matt Hancock gave his thoughts and ideas about the outbreak and managing it, but put it behind a pay wall on the Telegraph And another example being what their plans are for the elderly were due to be announced on Thursday but its been leaked to journalists now to announce in a bit part way.

Australia making people travelling in to the country self-isolate from now for 14 days.

Such an ignorant cunty comment this. It's not all about just having a cold and how it affects you. It's who you may be prone to passing it on to - the ones who are less likely to fight off a cold or this virus as easily as you. I swear some people's attitude to others and total lack of awareness never ceases to amaze me.

Yeah same. Really good game. Good defence from Ebbsfleet despite being near the bottom of the league! Halifax were poor given their high position in the league. They barely tested Ebbsfleet's keeper in the 2nd half.

Here in the UK that'd be met with a complaint to the local council for noise nuisance

Thanks to Karen Porter, she pretty much impressively forced the CFC to make testing free from now on, even to those without insurance, because it was declared as a public health emergency...

@nudge when I ask a simple, harmless question about superstitions