Stan

Lingard.

they banged in the bedroom while you 2 made the sandwiches?

no

that is actually so cringey and so cheesy. the game's fucking gone.

25 games unbeaten though.

Anyone else rather have Fellaini than Pogba?

yep, I don't doubt we weren't the first they did it on. sad losers!

they didn't do very well with us because we all had our wallets and phones on us

exactly. maybe they just wanted to get rid of shit they had on them.

was alright and pretty decent actually until the final night. mentioned in the Holiday Thread that 4/5 of us still feeling really rough and coughing up blood/black nasty phlegm and stomachs feel wrong, no appetite and can't control body temperatures. so we reckon our drinks were spiked on the final night which have screwed us over. we think we know who did it to us but can't be 100% sure. It's too coincidental for it not to be this person as we'd been to the same club on the first 2 nights and been fine. then this guy gets to know us during the day (one of the reps at a beach party place), carries on going out with us in to the night and then we all feel rough as fuck afterwards.

when I played at uni, we had a 7-a-side league and matches sometimes began at 10pm. then the next year, the earliest was 7am

5 out of the 9 of us who went on my mate's stag do (including the stag) still feeling absolutely fucked. reckon our drinks were spiked on the last night as some of us have been coughing up blood and black phlegm which isn't right. and the final night was probably the least we drunk. not cool!

encouraging news, this. missed watching cricket on free-to-air TV!

not a fan of the different shade of blue on the sleeve/underarm

these 2 events are definitely linked.

wow, fair play. bet you were shitting it when Watford equalised for 3-3

back from Maga about an hour ago. absolutely steaming right now. difficult to function. can't remember last time so much alcohol was drank. Think we must have spent about £700 on Grey Goose over the 3 days

apparently it's not gonna be there for the last 2 home games. It was just to test out new technology.

if that's Cure, this is Batard

just totally deluded. he's going loopy in old age.

funny you mention this bit because when that was put to Mourinho, he immediately retorted 'means nothing, means nothing'

dunno but I did not do that bit I could barely believe i could produce such quality

scored a goal like this tonight. was tempted to walk off because iain't doing that again any time soon

'Leicester title win bad for football' What an absolute berk Wenger can be. Also says that 'football may need a radical rethink if teams are not rewarded for taking the initiative'. which is ironic because we certainly took the initiative when we found ourselves top of the league last season. we weren't there to just make up the numbers, Arsene, you grumpy old twat! https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/05/09/arsene-wenger-chelsea-follow-trend-set-leicester-avoid-seizing/ that bit in bold right at the end. How's progression going for you, Arsene? Got further in the Champions League in 1 season than you have in the past 6 season