Stan

i've got a feeling she'll be ravishing in bed too

would anyone else give Cariad Lloyd a proper good seeing to? Pictures on Google don't do her justice

Stokes charged with affray.

saw a stat earlier: Messi scored his 366th La Liga goal yesterday. If he didn't score in his next 480 games in La Liga, his goals per game average would STILL be higher than Raul, and we all appreciate the quality of the Spanish strikers, listed as one of the all-time greats to be honest. Just puts Messi's achievements in to even more perspective.

@Anton didn't know you'd been Japan! When did that happen?

genuinely think you should try and find some tiger bread from a decent bakery . I think you'd like it!

any bits on the side from Gail?

come here and find out

yep, of course @SirBalon shops at Waitrose

you didn't look in the right places or went to the shittest shop ever. Most supermarkets have sandwich-esque bread (sliced?) as well as large or small baguettes or unsliced loaves of bread (like tiger loaf).

you know we don't only have white bread, right? Softer the better usually. hence the reason for toasters if you want something a bit more crispier? Although I love a crispy baguette with soft bread on the inside.

tiger loaf is fucking gorgeous mate.

that's just fucking stupid. My dad used to work with a woman who put eggs in the kettle when asked to have a boiled egg.

I do. Makes it last longer.

Arda Turan has joined Istanbul Basaksehir on loan

yeah well done by Castro to stay onside and the cheeky finish. Victory look to have won it though! Leroy George with another assist.

Van Persie returning to Holland?

Goal Melbourne! Very well taken as well by Milligan!

on Skybet live stream. I was very surprised BT Sport had neither game showing today.

there's been an over-reliance on him. He's about 35 now? Like Maccarone at Roar, or in any team actually, you can't always rely on one player to do the business. There'll be moments of magic or quality, but for a whole 90 everyone needs to be on form. Castro doesn't have the capability any more to carry his side like we may have seen in the last couple of seasons.

is this only because of his wonder goal against Spurs

Perth take the lead within 2 minutes at Victory

Dammit. I was gonna say food taster at Greggs Should have woken up earlier. In all seriousness @Any O'Brien it sounds like this is really what you wanted to happen and it was inevitable it was going to happen. Good luck!

it's all absurd. Neymar's price was and by definition so was VVD's. Going price as £75m for someone who not won anything in a big league or an international achievement? Not being biased by take Maguire for example - similar style defender and bought for just over a fifth of Van Dijk's price tag. There's talent out there and I don't think Liverpool needed to spend such an obscene amount for a player like that.