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Wonder how long that fella had that photo in his library, obviously just waiting for the perfect banter opportunity.

Me after climbing up 90m of rickety as fuck 17th century church steps.

Under Guardiola I would never have imagined Müller leaving, but Ancelotti's style doesn't seem to suit him so well.

Doc Gonzo in his last post, should have quoted. A lot of people on twitter seem to be under the same impression.

Naby Keita is not a DM. Diego Demme is the holding player for Leipzig afaik. He's a box-to-box player who wins the ball and bursts through the centre of the pitch into the final third.

Doesn't exactly send a good signal. It's your team's biggest match in years, you've been strictly told not to do something, and you go ahead and do it so soon before the final. All you need to do is wait a few days, and instead you fuck over your club. For something so unimportant, so non-urgent, as a tattoo. He clearly doesn't give a shit. That's the kind of personality that no self-respecting club should be putting up with, unless he's way above them quality-wise. Hopefully this means he'll spend his career lingering around 2nd-tier shite.

Dele Alli is overrated because he gets a lot of goals, technically playing as a midfielder. In terms of overall game, he is still behind players like Eriksen, De Bruyne, Silva and Oezil.

The whole English media are once again happily ignoring what a non-native speaker is actually trying to say. Such cheeky bants

Studying abroad is kinda devouring my money so I've not had much on the go, plus there's still so much in Copenhagen I'm yet to do. In January I went to Weimar with my old flatmate and stayed at their flat there for a few days. Lovely town, but not much in the way of nightlife. That didn't really matter since I was there with someone with plenty of local pals and places to go. During the days we just went to museums and did some sightseeing. We also went to the remains of the concentration camp at Buchenwald, since that's just 10 minutes away by bus. It was fucking freezing the whole time, especially outside the city in the middle of the woods where the camp is. Apart from the paths, it was about shin-high snow. It gave you a miniscule hint of how it must have been for the inmates, though. In hindsight I'm glad I saw it.

I remember a what felt like a few months of Warburton saying he was due back in a few weeks, every week. I thought when him and Weir went off to Forest they might have let everyone know where the poor boy was buried and give the fans some closure.

Why not? Could loan him out for 3/4 years and make a tidy profit.

Love how United fans suddenly drop the "Peps a fraud" line and hail him as a great football mind when he rims Carrick. Same for his love for Scholes.

Yeah I'm a huge fan. My favourite book is The Metamorphosis, and I've also read The Trial/Process, as well as a few of his short stories like In the Penal Colony, The Stoker, and The Judgement. I managed to find an edition of the Metamorphosis with a load of his short stories in a little used book store in Glasgow.

I remember watching a YouTube video of one of his introductory lectures on the scientific method. Despite having zero prior interest in science (I did the bare minimum in school to get the grades I needed) I was totally hooked in. Anyway, I've moved onto this now: Its comparatively short to what I've been reading recently so I hopefully should be done in a couple of weeks.

People had a woeful lack of understanding about the legal situation with our EU membership - the actual proportion of our laws mandated by EU Directives is far below what the average person would assume. And the whole "sovereignty back" nonsense is just legally meaningless. Parliament has always had sovereignty, we are only in the EU by virtue of an act of Parliament. We didn't give up any sovereignty to the EU, we voluntarily decided to cooperate with, and take part in a union. And are now voluntarily deciding to stop that. Not to mention how few people understand that the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg is completely unrelated to the EU. The UK's insularity and paranoia means the media and public happily conflates every form of international agreement we take part in as one massive idea of "Europe".

I myself voted No in 2014, have never voted SNP, and I think it's perfectly legitimate to argue that we have another referendum. In Scotland we value EU membership very highly, and the direction that English/British politics has went in is entirely contrary to the principles that support the broadly centre-left consensus up North. Our Tories are probably more pro-EU than the Labour party currently is rn under Corbyn's leadership. When Brown and Darling made their massive last-gasp pushes before the vote in 2014, the EU was at the absolute crux of the whole issue. We were told that we would risk our membership, whereas the UK was a safe bet - remember back then almost nobody thought that Brexit would actually happen, the vote was meant to be formality, so that Cameron could calm down the upper-class Brexit nutters in his party. Unfortunately for all the normal working people of this country, especially in Scotland and NI, where the Murdoch media isn't trusted so much and the vacuous rhetoric of UKIP isn't taken credibly, the power games of Etonian school boys have hit their wallets pretty hard.

TBH I would feel a tinge of schadenfreude if his career went down the shitter. Born in Castlemilk, developed at Hamilton, fucks off to play for Ireland. It's hard enough qualifying for tournaments when Ireland tries to poach every player in Scotland with ginger hair.

Might as well drop in to offer a track from my profile pic:

Denmark's a very progressive country. Not only can men and women be friends, we even use the same public bathrooms.

I considered myself ressonably well informed about the period but I've been really stunned by reading this. I'm about 4/5ths through but it's really been an eye-opener, and a good read too.

Didn't want to embarrass you all with too much of my glorious mug, but here's a pic of me and a pal in a painfully boring art gallery in Sweden, just to show yous I'm a man of culture.

I think Origi could still be something special if Klopp can get what he wants out of him.

Klopp played Lewandowski as a 10 behind Barrios I think for one season, but after that I think Lewa was pretty clearly the focal point up front. If anyone can correct please do, Indidnt watch Dortmund that much back then. Of course sometimes on the break he might run wide but overall he was a straight-up CF. Behind him Götze, Kagawa and later Reus had license to roam, though. I don't think Auba was really known as a striker when he first went to Dortmund. He was behind Immoble and Ramos in the pecking order for a bit, I think, and that's why he was playe dont wide, but then discovered his potential when Klopp moved him up front.

I think it's the best statement of is quality and worth to the team, that they were able to transition so successfully from phasing Xavi out of the team. Obviously he didn't replace Xavi in a complete sense, but he was a key part of the team managing to alter its style to cope so well with his absence. Which isn't easy.

I'm not Bayern's biggest fan but I wouldn't mind him signing off his career with a 3rd CL. A truly special player. The fact that Guardiola swooped in to take him from Madrid at 32 or 33 shows you how valuable he was. An example for any lover of football that technique and understanding are all you need to boss a match. And by technique I mean touch and distribution. Of course he wasn't a dribbler, but he's a master of the fundamentals of technique.