Honey Honey

How many more seasons do you think he's got? He's currently had 34 pissed off birthdays.

BA was merged with Iberia for cost cutting investors purposes, they sacked the British IT department, out sourcing it all to India to get a better return on their dividends.

Do you have a sore neck?

Why would I put them back where they came from

Is there even such a thing as pineapple on a sandwich It was egg and cress.

Well that was the wrong topic to reopen whilst eating my sandwich

I eat the perfect amount of fibre to not need to use 2 rolls a week

I bought a 9 pack of bog roll and my new flatmate who I share a bathroom with has used 8 and a half rolls in about a month. This isn't the first French woman I've known to use a hell of a lot of bog roll. What are they doing? @Batard

I'd take Townsend back and based on reports in January he wanted to come back, it would have happened if Palace didn't try and make a profit out of it. It won't happen because Palace will always try and mug us off so we will move on.

Sub for most of it but broke into the team towards the end. Probably only started a dozen games. I don't think he'll be good enough to start but he's good enough to step in now and then and be an impact sub because when he wants to he can be very direct and get at the opposition.

He's a top bloke but didn't cut it in his natural position (holding midfield) in English football.

Still need another winger. We've only got 2 With GGouffrans contract being up

Right now it's a bit like leading a race but being so paranoid you keep checking back over your shoulder waiting for it all to go wrong.

10 years ago today Mike Ashley bought the club. 2 relegation and in Europe once. Compared to the 10 years before him where we were frequently in Europe that is abysmal.

You already spent all of your money in Roberto Carlos

I laughed my tits off when John Terry thanked his wife, what about the other players wives?

Will post a pic when I go full deadlinesman within the next 10 years

It's a recessive gene, it skipped my parents.

Whose mum is that you've befriended?

Love it. Not the bid but Usmanov saying Wenger should pick the next manager because they need continuity. I seem to recall an old red nosed cunt picking a cod's heed to replace him at one of the Manchester clubs for continuity and stability purposes.

Should be an indicator of how much money we've got. Both need to be upgraded if we have the money.