Devil-Dick Willie

Very funny, but this was a rather silly and easy to avoid mistake, that I'm quite distressed about 

I had sex with my housemate. Night 2. I'm a fucking idiot sandwich 

I'm in. all unpacked, new furniture built, fucking KNACKERED. 

33 minutes ago, MUFC said:

Anyone seen a history of violence? Watched it years ago then watched it a few times more as it was really good.

It's very decent. 
David Cronenberg made a trilogy of films with Viggo Mortensen in a staring role. A history of violence, while pretty damn good, is probably the worst of them. 
Check out Eastern Promises and A Dangerous Method. 

The hayne plane has landed in jail. 

Jarryd Hayne is going to prison. 

Fuck me Silverwater jail is going to have a hell of a team next season. Vattuvei, Hayne, De Balin. They'd probably beat the doggies and broncos. 

When "young" De Niro throws his gun in the lake like he's 120 years old it gets me every time 

Labbadia pls. But we need to retain our status as Bundesliga regulars first

Yeah, we feel like Sunderland. Circling the drain.

Just now, Stan said:

It was an Herculean effort no doubt @Devil-Dick Willie, happy for you. 

Thank you Stanley knife. It's been a bit of a debacle 

3 hours ago, The Palace Fan said:

Really? Of kidnap, murder and trafficking theory stuff you pick up on the description of Joey Ryan? 

Alberto Del Rio is a massive fucking wanker and the world knows it. 

On 02/05/2021 at 20:13, The Palace Fan said:

Done my weekly search of whats gone on in the Wrestling World this week. Been bit underwhelming compared to usual.

- NXT referee Drake Wuertz has been promoting a “child sex traffickers support COVID masks” theory. He's been arguing that a mask mandate “puts venerable children at risk for being preyed upon by traffickers,”.

- Chelsea Green posted 'artwork' (an image of her photoshopped) on Twitter without crediting the fan who did it. Twitter is very mad about this.

- Disgraced sex pest Joey Ryan has hit out at AEW for working a show with Alberto Del Rio who is awaiting trial for sexual assault and kidnap!

To be fair to Joey, he disproved a lot of the allegations against himself, particularly the most prominent ones and the reason he's not been formally charged with anything is because "Yeah it seemed like a good idea at the time but I've changed my mind now" only holds up on twitter, not in court. 

I'm sure the guy is a sleazy fucker, but you don't exactly message a dude for months on end about getting a repeat performance if you were 'assaulted' the first time round do you? 
Should he ever be in the public light again? No. 
Is it fair to label a guy who's not even been charged as a sex pest? nah. 

11 hours ago, Toinho said:

It was clever 

Thank you 

I didn't go, so maybe

Ah yes, Mr Bahwston himself. Schaaat Herman. 

Wrong

Obviously a joke. 


Only a 60% chance of it happening... 

Schaaf "There'll be a lot of changes around here now you little shits. Mohwald, you will sit at the base of the midfield, Maxi and Bittencourt will sit either side of you, and be expected to contribute more in attack, with Schmid directly in front, sitting behind Rashica and Fullkrug"

"Sir you can't possibly mean..."
 

"Yes sluts. The diamond has returned" 


 

On 25/04/2021 at 21:48, Devil-Dick Willie said:

Nein is the amount of pumps before critical mass is reached and we have a spill. 

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That’s why she calls me the one pump chump 

On 25/04/2021 at 22:35, Devil-Dick Willie said:

Fucking bullshit, I'm 9x better than that. 

Either I've next leveled every one and no one got how fucking genius that was, or I've missed the mark completely with my humor because I'm more proud of this joke than almost any I've made this year. 

 Mortal Kombat 2/10

Someone decided this was good enough to screen. Someone edited this and said to himself "good job" Mindboggling 

7 hours ago, Rucksackfranzose said:

Don't know whether Werder, or Baumann would consider him as a replacement but how would you think about Steffen Baumgart?

Yeah, him or Labbadia 

I think he's gotta go, shame. But the 1 or 2 games you can win with a new manager will literally decide our fate 

19 minutes ago, DeadLinesman said:

That’s why she calls me the one pump chump

Fucking bullshit, I'm 9x better than that.