Devil-Dick Willie
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Mortal Kombat 2/10
Someone decided this was good enough to screen. Someone edited this and said to himself "good job" Mindboggling -
7 hours ago, Rucksackfranzose said:
Don't know whether Werder, or Baumann would consider him as a replacement but how would you think about Steffen Baumgart?
Yeah, him or Labbadia
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I think he's gotta go, shame. But the 1 or 2 games you can win with a new manager will literally decide our fate
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19 minutes ago, DeadLinesman said:
That’s why she calls me the one pump chump
Fucking bullshit, I'm 9x better than that.
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10 minutes ago, DeadLinesman said:
Nein means no. It’s not a rating.
Nein is the amount of pumps before critical mass is reached and we have a spill.
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She's hard to read, but is a psychologist so... Her body language this morning betrayed her feelings I think, but not fucking housemates is the right thing to do. She's gotta work for all this.
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Masvidal is just not a top 3 guy. Fan favorite rather than a killer. Rose is fucking beast mode tho.
Can only see Colby beating Usman. Even then the Nigerian is still the favorite. -
"A gentleman always kisses before telling, never vice versa"
Ancient Chinese proverb-
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5 hours ago, Tommy said:
Just wait until she really gets to know you.
"You're crazy enough and not too crazy"
Her to me. Also she's coming over to my current home today. @DeadLinesman may be onto something.... -
8 hours ago, Spike said:
Nah, I used to like the Offspring around the end of primary school, big into that album as my mate owned it. Didn't mind the album Smash either.
Their decent stuff is very easy to listen to, anything after Conspiracy of one is dogshit imo.
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"A perfect housemate is one who loves to pay rent, forget getting your dick sucked"
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1 hour ago, Spike said:
I too remember being twelve.
Twelve IQ points maybe.
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Masterpiece ending to an all time great album.
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So met up with a nice girl today, she was advertising on my uni page looking for potential housemates, she's pretty keen on me as a house buddy and we're applying for places looking to pick up more roomies later. So far so good!
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Even if you wanted Leno out, there's have a dozen keepers I'd have in the squad first over Nubel
Neuer, Trapp, Ter Stegen, Baumann ect.-
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75 hours is actually surprisingly low.
A well prepared and conditioned athlete, just a regular marathon runner, with a small group of people, even just his family say, could consistently run the 6.5km in about 20-25 minutes, then have his team provide energy goo, and cycle between that, toiletry needs and 30 minute naps. -
The big problem Rob has though, is what to do if he loses convincingly again? He cleaned out the division, beat everyone, then lost to Adesanya, then cleaned out the division again. If he just loses to Adesanya again, where the fuck does he go? He'd be the perennial silver medal
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"SAY YOU LIKE MINE BETTER!!!"
*Slaps the bitch, chokes her the fuck out*
"SAY YOU LIKE IT SLUTTTTT"
Fuck now I'm flying half mast. -
Shed cream my face and I'd cream hers.
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1 hour ago, Spike said:
Are you 12?
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6 hours ago, Spike said:
you should work for brentford
He does. he looks after the wives on matchdays
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Surely Robs next fight is for the title? Not sure where he goes if he loses though. To clean out the division, get dethroned then clean out the top guys again only to lose to Israel again would be hilarious.
Homeless Willies Dick Finds a Home (in his new flat mate)
in The Pub
Posted · Edited by Devil-Dick Willie
Either I've next leveled every one and no one got how fucking genius that was, or I've missed the mark completely with my humor because I'm more proud of this joke than almost any I've made this year.