Devil-Dick Willie

10 minutes ago, DeadLinesman said:

Nein means no. It’s not a rating.

Nein is the amount of pumps before critical mass is reached and we have a spill. 

She's hard to read, but is a psychologist so... Her body language this morning betrayed her feelings I think, but not fucking housemates is the right thing to do. She's gotta work for all this. 

Masvidal is just not a top 3 guy. Fan favorite rather than a killer. Rose is fucking beast mode tho. 

Can only see Colby beating Usman. Even then the Nigerian is still the favorite. 

"A gentleman always kisses before telling, never vice versa"

Ancient Chinese proverb 

5 hours ago, Tommy said:

Just wait until she really gets to know you. 

"You're crazy enough and not too crazy"

Her to me. Also she's coming over to my current home today. @DeadLinesman may be onto something....

8 hours ago, Spike said:

Nah, I used to like the Offspring around the end of primary school, big into that album as my mate owned it. Didn't mind the album Smash either.

Their decent stuff is very easy to listen to, anything after Conspiracy of one is dogshit imo. 

"A perfect housemate is one who loves to pay rent, forget getting your dick sucked"
Bill Burr. 

1 hour ago, Spike said:

I too remember being twelve.

Twelve IQ points maybe. 

Masterpiece ending to an all time great album. 

So met up with a nice girl today, she was advertising on my uni page looking for potential housemates, she's pretty keen on me as a house buddy and we're applying for places looking to pick up more roomies later. So far so good! 

Even if you wanted Leno out, there's have a dozen keepers I'd have in the squad first over Nubel 

Neuer, Trapp, Ter Stegen, Baumann ect. 

Meltzer has always been autistics AF with regards to women  

75 hours is actually surprisingly low. 

A well prepared and conditioned athlete, just a regular marathon runner, with a small group of people, even just his family say, could consistently run the 6.5km in about 20-25 minutes, then have his team provide energy goo, and cycle between that, toiletry needs and 30 minute naps. 

The big problem Rob has though, is what to do if he loses convincingly again? He cleaned out the division, beat everyone, then lost to Adesanya, then cleaned out the division again. If he just loses to Adesanya again, where the fuck does he go? He'd be the perennial silver medal 

As much as I don't particularly like AEW, good lord at least they move their angles forward in a generally reasonably coherent manner. 

WWE Seems to focus on about 4 people and the rest just mill about.

"SAY YOU LIKE MINE BETTER!!!"

*Slaps the bitch, chokes her the fuck out* 
"SAY YOU LIKE IT SLUTTTTT"

Fuck now I'm flying half mast. 

Shed cream my face and I'd cream hers. 

1 hour ago, Spike said:

@Devil-Dick Willie @Toinho @Harry @CaaC (John)

 

these people run the country

 

Are you 12?

6 hours ago, Spike said:

you should work for brentford

He does. he looks after the wives on matchdays 

Surely Robs next fight is for the title? Not sure where he goes if he loses though. To clean out the division, get dethroned then clean out the top guys again only to lose to Israel again would be hilarious. 

He clearly thought he was being diplomatic 

7 hours ago, Spike said:

@Devil-Dick Willie you probs already saw this but any thoughts on the wollongong promoters he destroyed ?

 

Hate yours and owls 

1 minute ago, Spike said:

jesus chirst son have you not watched wrasslin before in your life? since when do the rules ever matter

You're absolutely right, I'm just not happy about it. 

For the record, in Japan. They're loose with the DQ rules in title matches, as the keyfabe there is that the ref won't DQ in a title match unless it creates a huge disparity. However, they're very consistent with what flies and what does not. 
 

3 minutes ago, Spike said:

don't be a cunt

The rules of wrestling are really fucking simple, they're made that way so you can fuck with an UNIMAGINABLE amount of BS, while maintaining a consistent format. 

Shoulders pinned for a 3 count, you lose
No closed fists, weapons, low blows, face stuff. You can be DQed for non compliance. 
Ropes are Switzerland. You have a 5 count to comply. 
You have a 10 count to re enter the ring. (20 in japan)
Tags are hand to hand, to someone touching your tag rope in your corner. 

Yet WWE and AEW fuck it up time after time. 
When Reigns drags Bryan onto edge Bryan starts a pin. You don't need to be conscious. 

I genuinely thought they were running an angle on it when I saw it live. Was disappointed that it was just the usual dumb shit. Though it would have been a dumb finish too.  

 

2 minutes ago, Spike said:

the finish made the winner look like a fucking alpha male boss, I really liked it. incredibly effective and I hate wrestling

Ummm, there was a problem with the finish actually. Reigns drags bryan onto edge (or vice verca who cares) and pins both.... Daniel Bryan is the new Smackdown champion, because he pinned edge first. 

He should have laid them next to each other, that way neither unconscious dude is pinning the other, and he can actually pin both because all 4 shoulders are on the matt.