Storts

Spat my peppermint tea out reading that, good job

Another one

We are in their heads

No because he flatters to deceive and people get sucked in by his strength and occasional dribble. Has one good game in 10, doesn't create, rarely drives us forward, forgets to track, can't stay fit. Need an upgrade big time. Some of our fans love him, it's ridiculous.

Dembele is the most overrated player in our whole squad.

Definitely assumed it was Alli

Ignoring Vertonghen and Alderweireld is criminal

you're*

If you ever needed evidence of Harry's mentality and love of Tottenham it's here. Great read: https://www.theplayerstribune.com/harry-kane-tottenham-zero-to-100/

Should have kept it, it was so great it deserved to be posted twice

Don't let facts get in the way of a Smiley Culture rant

Wasn’t a wind up, i know HB thinks that - just discussion. You have to learn the difference. HB and I have this discussion all the time in the group chat. In fact you should have seen what he sent this morning, Teso and I were cracking up

Well even if we are looking at goals, Kane has won the golden boot the last two years, comfortably leads this year and scored the most goals in Europe in 2017. Aguero is still good but he’s not Kane now

He’s not the best striker in the league. Kane has eclipsed him. Aguero still excellent but not the player he was, regardless of goal scoring record. Just have to watch his all round game now and it’s lacking. Thankfully for him he’s in a team of superstars so that part is pretty redundant

Bale has been superb since returning from injury, getting a lot of plaudits. They’ve absolutely missed him when he was out

Greek beaches beat all for me in Europe. Nowhere better

That sounds horrific, couldn’t think of anything worse

Thursday

Single for less than a week and he's already thinking about dicking average white girls. WE NEED AN INTERVENTION

Ozil loves Wenger mate - so don't think that's the case.

Not actually sure how to post pictures

Good idea this. Probably explains why mine are sending but you're not receiving them @LFCMadLad

FFS. Guess @Rab will have to look at this as well. PM system seems to be broken, unless Cannabis has disabled yours to mess with you?

Don't want to clog the place up mate, no one else will care. Check again, I've resent so should be there now

Have sent it. Check your PM's