Storts

Where is @Teso dos Bichos ?

That's not BluebirdHewitt, that's his girlfriend

Love you Anton - thoughts with you buddy, horrible situation I know

Driven out by moronic Newcastle supporters only to find the grass isn't always greener. RIP

And we don't win at Wembley, but apart from that...

Tesco knows Absolute gold contributions tonight from him

Don't think I didn't know that

Storts is a bloody hero

Arsenal fans are stupid

Racist

Yeah, don't know if I've said before but I have a friend very close to all this so I know what goes on at Arsenal He describes Wenger as the Geography teacher that all the players love because he lets them get away with what they want.

Ozil wants to stay - he loves Wenger.

Better

That was poor from you - was hoping for better

Tottenham at the Bernabeu, Arsenal watching Emmerdale

Ridiculous - but you expect that. It's a poor squad because we have average players

'Deserved' He's played what 2 games for you? The bias of football fans is unrivalled. (I'm not saying he doesn't deserve a call up - but just funny how as soon as a player joins a club/plays a few games, there are calls for a national team call up from those fans)

He's a bloody good looking chap too. (Sorry FIB and Panflute)

The signing of the summer, the one that probably wins us the league. Welcome Paulo.

Shouldn't even be allowed to play football though. He's scum

Your new stadium is not going to be ready for a very long time. No way Conte is still about

WE SIGNED A PLAYER First time for a year. Should slot into a back three, and no better players to learn from than Alderweireld and Vertonghen. A massive buy for us and a 6 year contract shows how highly we value the purchase. Now a few more to come in

She has a private account

Surely imaginary mates can travel with you as well - why didn't you bring them to Canada?

Well yeah, he's our legend.