Bluebird Hewitt

Only thing Burnley attempted to do right was make an attempt at staying up when it was more or less too late. Considering the hype they had, they should have done better.

5-0 wins for Norwich and West Brom please.

I'm hoping for Cardiff Reject FC myself. They've done well and have 4 of our ex-players (Brown, Murphy, Harris and Bennett), who'll probably tear us apart if we played them.

Ah go on then.

Got to be Leeds or Southampton surely. I'll go for Southampton based on @Lucas's theory that Leeds will choke and bottle it in the play offs. I'll be shocked of West Brom or Norwich go up.

That was the season we went up wasn't it (2012/2013)? Think we finished on something like 87 points for further context.

Saturday 11th May, 2024 Celtic 3-1 Rangers, 12.30 Villarreal 2-1 Sevilla, 15.15 Napoli 1-1 Bologna, 17.00 Kiel 1-1 Dusseldorf, 19.30 Anderlecht 2-1 Genk, 19.45 Flamengo 1-2 Corinthians, 20.00 Sunday 12th May, 2024 Toronto 2-2 New York City FC, 00.30 Norwich 2-1 Leeds, 12.00 Man Utd Women 3-1 Tottenham Women, 14.30 Rennes 2-0 Lens, 20.00

Fully deserved as I think they've been in the top 6 for the majority of the season, and when you consider the closest three rivals had better quality players and more money following Premier League relegation, to get automatic promotion after being in League One the previous season is a minor miracle. Championship team of the season for me. Good luck in the prem.

Fuck me fucking sideways. We're getting raped. By Rotherham. A team with less than 30 points all season. Couldn't make it up.

@JoshBRFC quietly shitting himself. Plymouth, Wednesday and Birmingham winning, with Blackburn drawing to Leicester. If Leicester score, Blackburn go into the relegation zone as it stands.

Now all assignments are done, I might finally start Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth.

We're shit. Nothing more to say.

Keep the useless fuck on Gladiators. About the only thing he can do.

As Everton are safe, if they could roll over for a 5-0 Luton won, that'd be nice.

Like with League One, anyone but MK Dons.

Oxford are starting to become Cardiff Rejects FC, so would like them to get promoted. In fact, anyone bar Peterborough would be fine.

Give the kids a run out. Result doesn't matter for either team. Hoping we bring the snorkels, goggles and flippers for the game.

Games of the weekend for me are the Norwich and Hull games, as all four teams have everything to play for at both ends of the table. If Ipswich lose to Huddersfield, they deserve to stay in the Championship.

Hopefully not.

Big match today between Coventry and Ipswich. Ipswich win and with Huddersfield at home on the final day, you'd think it's done and dusted then with just a point needed. Draw and they need to win against Huddersfield to seal promotion. Lose and Leeds have the advantage on the final day.

Saturday 4th May, 2024 Leeds 3-1 Southampton, 12.30 Plymouth 0-2 Hull, 12.30 Celtic 3-0 Hearts Girona 0-2 Barcelona, 17.30 Sunday 5th May, 2024 Melbourne Victory 1-1 Melbourne City, 08.00 DC United 1-1 Philadelphia, 00.30 Hannover 1-0 Paderborn, 12.30 Empoli 0-0 Frosinone, 14.00 Man City Women 0-2 Arsenal Women, 14.15 AZ Alkmaar 2-2 Twente, 15.45

Drew in the end, which is a good result as this was likely the toughest of the three. Draw at least to Coventry and beat Huddersfield on the final day.

And not long after I say, Ipswich retake the lead with a superb strike from Hutchinson.

Fuck sake Ipswich. Gave Hull an equaliser after trying to play out from the back.

Oh I fucking hate us. I really do.