Use to work for Lloyds banking for nearly 10 years, I had to leave in the end. Became horrible, was an open office with around 120 of us, spread out into various teams. The following was fucking annoying.
Arselickers - Generally they are the ones who progressed, had their heads so far up managers arses it was beyond belief, never progressed due to their credentials or having the right tools for the job.
Long term over 50s employees - The ones who get away with doing jack shit, they been at the bank for 20- 30 years, friends with all the managers who started at the same time as them. They generally tend to be thick as pig shit, can't switch a computer on, never get in any trouble for what the younger employees get in trouble for. They are allowed to laugh loud, make social calls on work phones which are banned, and talk about corrie and pop idol all day.
Crocodile tears (crafty fuckers) - Mostly women, they get caught out or make a mistake, to avoid any questioning they start crying when cornered, which results in the manager letting things go.
Sly back-stabbers - The fuckers who grass on everyone, and anyone. Will always run to management grassing on people on their own team and other teams, some managers are like this, grassing on colleagues from other teams. These fuckers make me sick.
Jealous bitter people - The ones who can't take others getting credit. One of my managers couldn't handle it whenever I got credit or did work pro-actively without being asked. These were jobs she was suppose to be doing, and she knew it would reflect badly on her, so the bitch would try stitching me up at every opportunity.
