Rafa Beneathus

You are the typical Brit abroad Daniel.

Ibiza for 4 nights in August. Off to Malaga on December 29th til January 2nd, 20 of us rented an unreal villa. Going back to Vegas next Summer and will include a few days in LA as well. Fucking loved it this year.

Ibiza in August for 4 nights. My body and mind can't take another full week of that place. Can't wait to visit the best club I have ever been to, Sankeys.

Aye he is. Lives in Newcastle though.

Aye mate, been released from Peterborough actually. Just read there.

Brad Inman, he looked class as well. Sammy showed glimpses of why he is a pro footballer but wasn't really putting 100% in.

Been playing football tonight for my 11 a side team. Only had Sammy Ameobi playing for us. Had a lad who plays for Peterborough as well. I am not a good player at all and neither are the team so no idea how it happened.

Didn't see any celebrities really when I was as there. Although we were walking past the fountains and there was loads of people there waiting about and I thought they were for the fountains but infact Drake was doing a gig there for free ha.

Didn't gamble much mate, obviously had a bit of a gamble but not loads. I agree the Canyon was impressive, going to do the helicopter next time but found it great being in the car driving there through the desert. Stayed in Planet Hollywood mate. I'll hoy some photo's on at some point.

Not posted about it since I got back but had a belta time in Vegas. Didn't really know what to expect before I went but it is somewhere I will be going to again. It isn't the same type of holiday as my trips over to Ibiza but enjoyed it just as much. I'll be honest I wasn't a big fan of the Americans before I went but they are spot on, genuinely decent welcoming people. Some of them are as thick as fuck mind, I was accused of being Australian, Scottish and Southern cunting African. The hotels and the strip it's self over there are very impressive, loads going on, plenty of places to go to and see and the food and drink was class. Best day I had over there was hiring a car and me and my mates driving to the Grand Canyon. Was still wrecked from the night before and was having a good drink in the car so the crack was top notch in the car. Was interesting driving through the trailer towns and scenery etc. Had a few moments upsetting the locals and causing havoc as well of course, wouldn't have it any other way.

Wearing my Make America Great Again cap in front of the top man's tower.

Hi Toony, 2 days to go my friend.

Put a bit of weight back on over Xmas but started training and eating properly again 2 weeks back, feel class already and can see a difference particularly in my shoulders, looking big again. Starting my job in January in an environment where I'm sat on my arse all day and there's people baking cakes and taking chocolates in every day doesn't help. Slipped back out of those habits again though. Need to make sure that after my holiday I get back into it rather than stay in relaxation mode for months.

1 week today you bunch of cunts.

If no changes I made before midnight then myself and 6 other secret members that I have recruited via PM will be going on a posting strike until your position as moderator and Stan's as admin are revoked.

@Stan or @Cannabis, Will one of you two absolute cunts please change your avatar? Many thanks, Any O'Brien.

8 days until my holiday. Fuck the lot of you.

Went to Italy last year and the scran on offer there was absolutely fucking outstanding. That is all.

His comments aren't even that bad, and then look at Warnock's comments after the match. Unreal.

What's the crack then, are you tall or is just small?

I went just after new year and it was good then so will be even better over Christmas time.

Tenerife is a good laugh, cheapest place I've ever been in Europe apart from Kharkiv. €20 a night and was in some belter states, that was when I was a big fat cunt and could put my peeve away too.

2 weeks from now I will be on my way to Las Vegas, cannot fucking wait.

Don't worry I am sure you can find someone else to lick windows and break watches with.

No doubt about that, the bloated mess.