Bluewolf

That has to be a NASA fail surely?? I can imagine us all coming in to dock with the alien Mothership on an unknown hostile planet and someone says to Nudge "have you locked the docking co-ordinates in" and she is all... "er.. What?? I knew I forgot something.."

I don't think the likes of @CaaC (John) & myself are what they are looking for to be honest... They want young spring chickens not people that are unlikely to make it back alive.. Last thing @nudge & @Mel81x need is a couple of old dead dudes rattling about in the back of the shuttle because we passed away through old age before completing our mission.. We are the Robert Duvall's of NASA mate.. Need an asteroid on a collision course for earth blowing up?? Need a couple of expendables to go and meet with the hostile alien life form??? send them two old fellas that keep hanging about in reception... That's us mate.. I don't have the required degrees or speak Russian so that probably messed me up a bit.. Shame it does not have 'life experience' or we would be quids in..

Easy mistake for a Galactic peasant to make... Probably doesn't even know his Darth Mauls from his Darth Vaders the Darth sod...

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The more times I watch this the more I am laughing my arse off.... https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aKdgADO_460svvp9.webm

I was going to watch and review the film 'Anna & the Apocalypse' as part of a new B Movie rubbish review idea I was having but even though it has it down as a Comedy,Horror,Fantasy they started singing about 10 minutes in so I fucked that off sharpish... Stay tuned for further B Movie Rubbish reviews coming soon..

Might be too frightened to watch it alone from here on in though...

Well, no matter who you are If you're a peasant or a star There's a need for love in every man And he found it pretty soon Underneath the Southern moon When she finally made him understand That every man's got his pride And he'll try to run and hide From emotions that his heart has felt From 'My Cousin VInny'

You know when you say the wrong thing at just the wrong time.... The missus has woken up this morning with her eye watering and something is stuck just under her top eyelid that's causing the problem, we can't see what it is and she can't keep her eye open long enough without hurting her to see what it might be so she went back downstairs.. Just after she left I got flagged for summer deals on Screwfix and they are selling a Jetwash on a deal so I will probably pick one up later today, anyway I went back downstairs and she is bent over water pouring from her eye and I happen to mention the Jetwasher... she looked up at me with that look she gives me and said "bit extreme wouldn't you say, I am sure it will come out by itself in a while.." couldn't stop laughing at her

Watched the first episode of this last night, does have a lot of the paranormal stuff going on in the first one, nothing creepy but it's there..

Callum Hudson-Odoi is set to hand Chelsea another boost by putting pen-to-paper on a stunning new £52m contract. Chelsea have been in advanced talks for over a month with their exciting teenage winger over a new five-year deal worth up to £200,000-per-week. A few small details have held up the two parties reaching a total agreement. Hudson-Odoi's contract will be worth a basic of £180,000-a-week rising to £200,000-per-week with bonuses. A breakthrough has come as Hudson-Odoi has stepped up his recovery from the Achilles injury that ended his breakthrough campaign last season. He returned to full training this week after surgery in Barcelona last season and has been earmarked for a return to action after the international break in the first two weeks of September.

Really sorry to hear that mate.. my condolences

Christians against Lions I could understand....

Not watched any more for a couple of days but will catch up over the next few nights..

Where's @SirBalon????

Yes mate it is..

Well I don't know the bloke he is my mates mate but it hit him pretty hard, can't imagine how you would handle getting news like that to be honest.. Think I would rather not know, if the dog had not bitten him he never would have known...

Had my mate down from Notts yesterday for a stopover before going on to Coventry to say goodbye to one of his old workmates... turns out his mate got bitten by a dog a couple of weeks ago and after giving him his tetanus they took some blood samples to check everything was ok and that was on a Friday, by Monday they called him back in to tell him the results had shown up a problem and he has been given just 2 weeks left to live... unreal.. he says he feels fine and is still laughing and joking like he normally would, told my mate to hurry up because his time is nearly up and all that... only in his 40's as well.. How devastating is that..

There was some hair pulling going on here as well last night funny enough when Mia slid up behind Leelah and grabbed her hair and pulled it right back.. Leelah was not impressed I can tell you.. They were fighting over the iPad the other night as well on the sofa which was just as funny.. Mia kept reaching over and tapping the screen while Leelah was trying to watch something..

Now that Mia's legs have got a bit longer she has worked out how to shuffle herself across the room in her little relaxing chair, she leans right forward on the edge of it and scoots along until she reaches what she wants to get... funny stuff to watch

Just seen this... Got a Fast&Furious T Shirt on... Furious? for sure, Fast??? looking at him I reckon not... https://video.dailymail.co.uk/preview/mol/2019/08/14/2230963465961583050/636x382_MP4_2230963465961583050.mp4

Watched the first one this morning and have to say it was very entertaining, I do enjoy the Tomb Raider/ Indiana Jones style films and at least these two had some good chemistry going, I have seen some similar attempts being tried before but it failed because the chemistry came across as forced and not natural but got a good vibe from these two.. Good supporting characters as well.. I did enjoy the Vatican scenes.. I was amused me when he told her that when she offered to take the only chute on the plane that she made it sound like a noble thing.. and his friend there saying they had an Exorcist on site that owed him a favour if he needed him...