Bluewolf

Finally after all the threats of getting it and failing we finally have snow... A decent amount as well, enough for a medium sized snowman... or is it a snow person these days??? can't be sure.. Off for 4 days now thankfully, I wont have to deal with all those failed lorries not getting in to work to pick up our goods..

Just popped in the local shop on the way home and saw a deal for Easter Eggs so thought I would pick a couple up for the kids but whoever it was had taken all the eggs out of the packaging and balanced them on top of each other for a display... As soon as I reached for the one I wanted the whole fucking display collapsed on the floor.... about 50 eggs it was... Better not be on bloody You Tube or I am suing..

Fuck man... bet that hurt! Hope all goes well for you mate and you are not out of action for too long... On the work front is there not something less physical the agency can sort you out with for the time being until you are sorted???

Not personally but my eldest son does it all the time...

I don't think we are going to come out of this well tonight... Can't see us being able to stop them scoring and by the same token not sure where we are going to be finding a goal from.. A clean sheet would be an absolute must if we would be hoping to go through and not sure we are going to be good enough at the back to stop them.. Just our luck that after all the other good performances put in so far by everyone else we will be the ones to drop a bollock...

They are saying the Quake caused roughly fifty million quids worth of improvements....

Not looking forward to it to be honest.. Can't see us doing that well in a few of those games, Our form has been so up and down I wouldn't like to call it.. Think Barca are going to turn us over across the 2 legs so wouldn't be shocked if we go out at the first attempt and we have 2 tough games with the Manchester clubs both of them away so cant see us getting much there either... You never know though, they might surprise us

Yea all good mate... bit weird at first but got used to it...

Must be traumatic... I feel for you I really do

Two of the worst performances I can say I have seen for a long time.. total collapse defensively in both games and all since we lost Christensen, such a poor couple of games it's hard to know where to start.. Ever notice that as soon as the media start banging on about how the Manager is just a few steps away from the exit that performances on the pitch start taking a serious nosedive swiftly followed by another Manager sacking then starting all over again...

Going to be offline for a couple of weeks... due to unforeseen and very annoying circumstances there is a good chance I won't have internet access at some point tonight which as most of you will already be aware means the collapse of my life as I know it... WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH NO INTERWEB!!!.... I hear myself cry.. Well, probably ok in all honesty... might cram a couple of those little projects I have been keeping on the back burner, no excuses now not to get them done.. BUT!!

Even Christmas Carol would be an upgrade...

It's called a 'widget' and its designed to give the Guinnessa decent head

Can you please justify what you might class as an emergency bread situation???

Let's not go there... I prefer to keep my erotic thoughts to myself

We might freeze bread over Christmas etc but not often, only if we get a couple of loaves in the shopping rather than just the usual one... would never keep it in the fridge as a matter of course though.. Can understand why Nudge would given the humidity and all that or it would not be worth buying her posh German bread at all would it...

I would find it strange to not readily get hold of some of the stuff we take for granted over here depending on what country you lived in, Although in Japan don't they have a nothing goes to waste if it can be eaten philosophy regardless of what it is or am I getting my countrys mixed up?? Very admirable if true as I hate throwing food out and wasting it

Does bring a new meaning to 'blowing her mind' let's just cut to the chase and blow up her whole body...

First League Title??? I remember our first game... A 4-0 friendly win over Liverpool... The Horse and carriage was doomed as mode of transport after they introduced the Motor Car Act in 1903 and penalties for reckless driving.. The speed limit went up from 14mph to a top hat wobbling 20mph...

I am reading that they have discovered a new Anti impotence gel made from all things Nitroglycerin.. You rub it on your penis and it releases nitric oxide gas into the blood stream and widens the blood vessels.. It's supposed to act 12 times faster than Viagra.. You wouldn't really want to be going hammer and tongs with nitroglycerin rubbed all over your equipment would you.. A slow night of gentle love making might be the order of the day there...

Glad to hear it... I can imagine you going through all my cupboards looking for Lowensenf Extra Hot or something...

Sounds a bit snobby.... Round my house you get what your given and like it.. If I want German Bread I will try it in Germany.. Can you imagine the cheek of it... Offer someone a sandwich and it's"oh no, I have my own bread thanks.."

Tiger Bread Nudge.. Tiger Bread And here is their new loaf Leopard Bread.. Although I believe they are thinking of calling it Giraffe Bread they can't make their minds up...

That's the closest I have heard for that erotic writing @SirBalon was on about a while back... I can almost imagine you licking your lips as you typed it..