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I hear Goretxa to Bayern is a done deal, whether it happens this summer or next, it's happening.

In Belgrade, it's been late 30s early 40s since I arrived. Fucking mental.

You've just described my sex life

This is the Chelsea business model, hoover up young talent for peanuts, showcase it out on loan and sell for exceptional profit. Traore cost pretty much fuck all in 2013 when they pinched him from France.

@The Rebel CRS she's 10 weeks pregnant with no sex drive fella!

Surprisingly plenty to talk about still, IFAB wants to kill football, Muslim extremists want to drive their cars into us so they can kill infidels. Idiots want to drive their cars into innocent Muslims so they can kill brown people - because they're obviously terrorists if you're a spacker white supremacists - and I would kill for regular sex. How you doing?

We're in Zakynthos, the resort is nice, surrounding areas aren't much to write home about to be honest. The weather is incredible though, hotel is mint and food is good too and that's enough for me. A week is more than adequate. I'd go stir crazy in this heat for more than a week. You on a beer holiday or missus vacation?

It's hitting 35 here then!

Arrived in Greece today. Fuck my life it's hot

I am genuinely shocked at that fee. He's a good player ... but that amount. Wow.

Monaco are an annoyingly decent business model, they've made so much profit on players they hand picked for peanuts and are replacing with the next crop of talent. I suspect this means Matic will be a marginal figure, he's not as mobile as the rest of the Chelsea midfield. Bakayoko represents everything Conte admires, passion, energy, dynamism and technique

I see Palace have changed their mind over Steve and now don't want to sell him back. I suspect it's for more money.

Unfortunate. Either a misguided loyalty to the Catholic Church for votes and acceptance or just a very confused modus operandi

It will be interesting to see how this is received - no euphemism intended - from West to East politically. Gay Irish Indian. It'll enrage the extremists and bigots everywhere. Good. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/02/leo-varadkar-becomes-irelands-prime-minister-elect

We should setup a support group for undersexed fathers-to-be.

I beat one out everyday and have taken to watching Star Trek Voyager after. It's as weird as it sounds

When did you hold the funeral for your sex life? Or did you cremate your penis?

Don't I know it. I barely tickle your colon

I think I might be able to count on one hand how many times I'll get sex this year. Before I use it to engage in romantic liaisons with myself. Living the dream

Pregnancy and all being good impending fatherhood is a beautiful and amazing thing ... but for the love of God I may lose my mind if we don't have sex again until the child is born. Well. Obviously I have @Storts on speed dial but it's not the same. He makes me feel cheap. I honestly question what sort of father I'm going to be, and wonder what the hell my son and/or daughter would think of me, when they see me writing bollocks like this

Hard boiled eggs in curry sounds wrong ... but tastes so good

Are you not a fastidious wiper, Harv?

The very same! I believe he wrote three books in the series. They're terrible.

Not at all. Google it. It's 100% legit