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But but... VAR

Stoke 2-2 Derby, 12.30 Northampton 3-2 Kettering, 17.30 Ajax 2-3 PSV, 17.45 Brest 2-1 Nice, 18.00 Monza 1-3 AC Milan, 19.45 Atlanta Utd 1-4 Inter Miami, 23.00 Melbourne Victory 4-2 Macarthur FC, 05.00 MK Dons 0-3 AFC Wimbledon, 12.30 Motherwell 1-3 Rangers Barcelona 4-1 Espanyol, 15.15

Seems like the perfect matchup.

Fuck sake. Turbine have lost all 7 matches and haven't scored.

I didn't think the loss of Anton and Ito would matter so much... or at least I didn't want to admit it. But our defense is gash. 15 goals shipped in 7 games is awful. Hopefully a clean sheet against Kiel this weekend.

Last I looked I was in place 53 or 54 and some team named Fortuna and Onion was one place above me.

Stuttgart against Kaiserslautern will be a great match for the atmosphere alone.

Who gives a fuck about Schalke or Elversberg?

Obviously been helped by Cottbus' stellar performance in the league.

Köln 3-3 Paderborn Nürnberg 2-0 Regensburg Karlsruhe 3-1 Hertha BSC Schalke 2-2 Fürth Elversberg 1-4 Hamburg Düsseldorf 2-0 Lautern Darmstadt 3-1 Ulm Magdeburg 3-3 Hannover Braunschweig 2-1 Münster

Mainz 2-2 Gladbach Stuttgart 4-1 Kiel Leipzig 3-1 Freiburg Augsburg 2-4 Dortmund St Pauli 2-2 Wolfsburg Bremen 1-3 Leverkusen Bochum 2-4 Bayern Union 2-1 Frankfurt Heidenheim 2-0 Hoffenheim

Melbourne City 3-1 Melbourne Victory Plymouth 2-2 Preston Düsseldorf 2-1 Lautern Real Madrid 1-2 Barcelona LA Galaxy 3-0 Colorado Rapids Brondby 3-2 Copenhagen Hibernian 4-3 Hearts Brugge 2-0 Anderlecht Marseille 2-4 PSG Inter Milan 2-0 Juventus

Luton 0-2 Watford Athletic Bilbao 2-0 Espanyol Como 1-1 Parma Celtic 4-0 Aberdeen AZ Alkmaar 1-2 PSV Seattle Sounders 2-0 Portland Wellington Phoenix 1-2 Western Utd Hull 1-3 Sunderland Leicester Women 2-0 Everton Women Nantes 2-3 Nice

Darmstadt 3-2 Köln Hertha BSC 2-0 Braunschweig Hannover 4-3 Schalke Münster 2-2 Elversberg Regensburg 0-2 Düsseldorf Lautern 1-2 Paderborn Hamburg 3-3 Magdeburg Fürth 3-2 Nürnberg Ulm 1-3 Karlsruhe

Dortmund 2-1 St Pauli Leverkusen 2-2 Frankfurt Hoffenheim 2-0 Bochum Freiburg 2-0 Augburg Mainz 1-2 Leipzig Gladbach 3-2 Heidenheim Bayern 2-2 Stuttgart Kiel 1-1 Union Wolfsburg 0-0 Bremen

Chesterfield 2-1 Notts County, 12.30 Arsenal Women 3-1 Chelsea Women, 13.45 Croatia 2-0 Scotland, 17.00 Cyprus 1-3 Romania, 19.45 Serbia 1-3 Switzerland, 19.45 Columbus Crew 2-2 New England Revolution, 00.30 Liverpool Women 1-3 Man City Women Andorra 0-0 San Marino, 17.00 Austria 3-1 Norway, 19.45 Greece 1-1 Ireland, 19.45

Augsburg 1-3 Gladbach Leverkusen 4-0 Kiel Bremen 2-1 Freiburg Union 2-2 Dortmund Bochum 1-1 Wolfsburg St Pauli 2-1 Mainz Heidenheim 2-3 Leipzig Frankfurt 3-2 Bayern Stuttgart 3-1 Hoffenheim

Karlsruhe 2-2 Darmstadt Paderborn 3-0 Regensburg Koln 4-1 Ulm Elversberg 1-2 Lautern Nurnberg 1-0 Munster Schalke 2-2 Hertha Berlin Dusseldorf 1-1 Hamburg Magdeburg 2-1 Furth Braunschweig 0-3 Hannover

Coventry 2-1 Sheff Weds Lille 2-0 Toulouse Schalke 3-4 Hertha Berlin Toronto 0-2 Inter Miami Juventus 3-0 Cagliari Anderlecht 2-2 Standard Liege Aberdeen 3-2 Hearts Bristol City 3-1 Cardiff Feyenoord 3-2 FC Twente Sevilla 1-2 Real Betis

Early stuff good. Recent stuff bad. So that averages out to "indifferent" for me. It all fell apart for Martin when the pussy-scented candle came out.

"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."

Motherwell 2-1 St Mirren Oxford 0-2 Burnley Bologna 1-2 Atalanta Monaco 3-1 Montpellier New York RB 2-4 New York City FC Aston Villa Women 2-2 Tottenham Women AZ Alkmaar 2-0 Utrecht Atletico Madrid 0-2 Real Madrid Sao Paulo 2-1 Corinthians Benfica 3-0 Gil Vicente

I'm very sad that Hansa Rostock is in the relegation spots.

Dortmund 2-2 Bochum Leipzig 3-1 Augsburg Freiburg 3-1 St Pauli Wolfsburg 2-4 Stuttgart Mainz 1-1 Heidenheim Gladbach 0-1 Union Bayern 2-2 Leverkusen Kiel 0-3 Frankfurt Hoffenheim 1-1 Bremen

Fürth 2-2 Düsseldorf Ulm 2-0 Braunschweig Darmstadt 2-3 Magdeburg Hamburg 2-4 Paderborn Regensburg 1-3 Lautern Münster 2-2 Schalke Köln 3-2 Karlsruhe Hannover 2-1 Nürnberg Hertha BSC 2-0 Elversberg