Devil

He wasn't just an interim manager he was actually set to take on an important consultancy role within the club. They had to pay him off though, he was far too outspoken about the issues within the club so they must have paid him up and got him to sign something stopping him talking. He hasn't said a word since which is totally bizarre.

Still not sure if it's all part of an on going joke he's been running with for years on here. Saying that the world is full of strange individuals with all kinds of fetishisms. He obsession with bumping years old threads is another strange thing he does as well.

Police finally got a grip of his laptop?

Seen that clip, what stupid thing to say when he'd just scored the winner in the match in question.

I agree, there is an air of Ronaldo/Messi standard about his natural ability. He is literally like a computer built cheat mode footballer. Tall Extremely fast Strong Amazing finisher Good in the air Athletic He has everything in a striker needed and more. He also enters a field and knows he is head and shoulders above them all as well. His self confidence is another level.

I've got to be honest Chelsea have wasted so much money over the last few years. I can see you getting yourself into an awful mess at this rate. Buying a 33 year old striker with a really poor attitude isn't going to help team moral either.

Lets not let lazy arse Shaw off the hook as well. Actually you could name a large number of players which have thankfully gone. It's still early days but it's clear there is a positive change in the way we are playing, there is a genuine hunger in some of these lads.

To be honest our best football did come under Ole when we'd contain teams and catch them on the counter. Also think Rashfords best game for England (Spain away) was in a very similar system. Martial suits that game as well.

Bullet train 8/10 Basically a group of hitmen are all called to do a job each on the bullet train in Japan, without spoiling the movie it's action packed a funny at the same time. Think Lock Stock and Snatch style humour but based in Japan with a mixture of different hitmen to keep you entertained.

De Gea, Sancho, Fernandes, Shaw and Maguire. Over 250 million spent on that shower of shite. Of course we've got other issues but those 5 are supposed to be key players yet they are all absolutely shocking.

Not really an issue is it, the point is Conte has added squad depth at Spurs which will make them more competitive. There main issue in the past has been dealing with periods of injuries and loss of form. The second string were poor.

Really? He tried to buy us back in 1990 but basically didn't have the funds.

I'm taken mate, plenty more fish in the sea though.

Me and my mum and me and the wife all on holiday in Turkey. Had to buy the silly hat because I was suffering with the sun on the Dalyan River cruise

What are you suggesting we sack another manager based on one loss? You have to give him time to build his own side. A lot has been said about the match yesterday and the Arnautovic transfer rumour has taken the attention off the players in my opinion. One thing I'd like to add, Sancho, what a complete waste of money he's been so far, a complete passanger again yesterday. Refuses to take a man on, looks short of pace and quality. He's getting a free pass currently because there is nobody challenging for his position. To be honest that's the case with so many. How Fred could look disappointed to come off. You know your shit when your shit midfield partner is on a yellow card, playing shit and yet you still get dragged off before him.

Totally wrong. We need to give a manager like Ten Hag time to build, currently he's having to deal with absolute dogshite players he's inherited. Fred, Dalot and Mctomminey have no place in the starting eleven of any club fighting for trophies. Also touching on Arnautovic, total disgrace. Ten years ago the Poundland Zlatan could have been an option but now, seriously. 33, racist. Clubs gone to the dogs.

I can only assume they wanted it to look like it was made in the 50's/60's. It actually looks horrific.

The Black Phone 6/10 Was really looking forward to this but found it all a bit slow paced and a bit boring. That said it was creepy and a pretty disturbing subject matter so it was worth the watch.

It's fairly obvious by now that nobody has come in for him. In all honesty where does he go? Realistically only a small number of clubs can afford his salary and if you add to the fact a lot of clubs are now more than likely thinking he could be a problem rather than an asset. These superstars believe they can just go on forever, they maybe can go on a few more years than the players did in the older days but they are still slower than the younger players and it's clear they struggle with the demands of playing three times a week so I just don't understand why they demand to play every minute. It would be better all round if he went, not going to happen now though.

Thor Love and Thunder 5/10 Pretty average but worth the watch.

Minions Rise of Gru 9/10 Literally laughed my head off more than daughter, fantastic kids movie,

Apparently Ronaldo hasn't shown up for training today. Obviously we don't know if he's due back later than others but it does look pretty dodgy after the weekends reports. If it is a case of him not showing up to train them the club should just cut ties and let him go, we don't need the drama this story will create. He's not 22 years of age so what is the point in fighting to keep him.

Elvis - 9/10 Loved it, such a tragic story. You think these guys have everything when in reality they are so trapped its almost no life at all.

Loved both films but especially the first one. The only thing that totally baffled me was the crazy sexual reference at the end of one of the movies (can't remember which one). It was so out of tune with the whole movie me and the missus were just looking at eachother like why???

Off to Marmaris in 5 weeks, can't wait to chill out for two weeks in the sun. Anyone been and got any advice excursion wise?