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Don't you be stealing my ideas!

Jesus, fair play you don't want him but how far has Mourinho stock fallen that any clubs fans are now saying fuck that. Incredible fall from grace.

Looking at four days in Paris in May/June . Two days of Disneyland Paris with my youngest daughter and family and two days if the usual sight seeing. Hopefully going to get over to Versailles Palace and then the usual sights. Then the usual August family sun holiday.

Ole Gunner 33/1 Might put a sneaky fiver on that, guided United to second spot and a cup final last season. I'd imagine it would go down as well as the Rafa announcement

Red Notice Good fun, plenty of action and Ryan Reynolds being his usual funny self. 7/10

If your looking for proven Premier league experience Potter or maybe Hassenhutle. Southampton have sold so many of his players but he always keeps the competitive.

Like me you clearly have a bad case of it, it really is dependant on the person in my opinion. The days usually started off with me feeling achy but a bit of energy but by midday I was exhausted and lay on the sofa coughing constantly. It got to the point I'd fear coughing as it felt horrific on my lungs and it felt like it hurt my heart. Hopefully you are through the worst of it now but if not get well soon mate, anyone playing this thing down don't know how bad it actually is.

Now I get a workplace prank, that's funny. Tik tok, YouTube and Snapchat has spawned far too many stupid clowns trying to make a living from immature stuff.

Honestly, maybe I should just find this kind of shite funny. I just look and think why are grown men doing such a thing. The world's gone mad in my opinion.

You get weirder and weirder by the day. That was the most immature thing I've ever given 30 seconds of my time to. The world's full of sad people with too much time on their hands thinking they are funny. He'd have been face first into the shelves if he'd done that near me.

Imagine going home to my wife explaining I'd lost my job for damaging the City training complex on purpose. The place has more security cameras than a Catagory A prison so it would have been flagged up.

I've spent two days this week working at the Manchester City training complex. The company I work for are constructing the new MCFC TV camera platform and studio being constructed looking over their training pitches. Back in the office yesterday as access was denied due to their covid outbreak. Site induction was mainly about not asking the players for autographs or photos. Like I was gonna ask anyway.

We've signed too many players with weak mentalities, looking back at the Sir Alex era a players background would be checked before he was signed to make sure he had the correct attitude. Whenever he occasionally got it wrong they were sold sharp. Poborski and Kleberson being key examples.

Is there a female version of this chart?

Must be pretty stressful and annoying that. In terms of my cousin he's posted stuff on Facebook and people have replied with stories or how they'd spent time in hospital on ventilators, one even posted a picture of himself attached a ventilator and told him he'd was within minutes of having it switched off. He still refused to believe it was real and insisted he'd unfortunately caught the common flu. It's really exposed the mentally weak this virus.

My cousin. He's basically alienated himself from a large part of our family because he's 100% convinced its made up. He posts stuff on Facebook that you'd think was written for a science fiction movie and claims its real but refuses to believe covid is real. It's actually divided families Covid.

Anyone had any long term effects from Covid? It took me near 5 weeks to get the sense of taste back but I've since not been able to stomach any sort of table sauce. Mustards and Horseradish being the worst, they basically taste like I'm eating chemicals and it ruins whatever I'm eating.

Honestly, feet, bummings, bonks...... I bet you constantly have to delete your browser history Love how people just assume people just have sex constantly on their honeymoon.

Cavani apparently waved goodbye to all four sides of Old Trafford last night. TV cameras didn't pick up on it but its been mentioned a lot online. I think its been well known he's never settled in England. On top of that Ole battled to get him to sign a new contract and the we signed Ronaldo. Bet it was a kick in the teeth for him.

I think he's hoping he can go back in the January transfer window myself. Seems perfectly timed if you ask me.

Reminds me of Pogba, he uses the media to his advantage. Clearly something has happened behind the scenes.

What the hell is Lukaku up to now, will he ever settle at a football club. He's been telling journalists he wants to go back to Inter and he's not happy at Chelsea!

Sorry I thought you had. You might like them he's always got his top of showing his muscles

He's put photos up hasn't he, so you have an idea based on them. I've never come across anyone I know on forum, spoke to lads local on United forums but never known anyone.

Clearly he doesn't remember you then or does he not known your true identity?