Dr. Gonzo

I vaguely remember her. Thought she was a bit of a Nazi tbh, seemed like she was well against kids needing to take a piss.

So where I'm living... we've got statewide "stay at home orders" that were enforced if people were going to parks and beaches. Then my county decided to lift the ban on going to beaches, against the advice of the state's governor. Now the beaches are absolutely fucking packed. I'm staying at home because... we're still meant to. But seeing images of beaches by me absolutely packed with people just makes me think... this quarantine's not ending here anytime soon. Fucking morons. Selfish fucking twats, in all honesty.

I doubt this'll work but... paging @Dr Boris Gobshite, paging @Dr Boris Gobshite

Oh he was great.

That's mental

I miss Liverbird, Cannabis, and Dr. Boris Gobshite.

Fuck that guy he was one of the most racist people I've ever encountered anywhere in my life.

Isn’t it more akin to what Walker did, since they were both having sex parties? But yeah, again like I said I agree the comparison is pretty lazy just because he’s black and Italian. And again, I think Kean’s just a 20 year old who’s made a mistake here, tbh more forgivable than Kyle Walker who’s not just a kid, rather than someone like Balotelli who I think is genuinely an arsehole.

Leeds & Forest are bigger than City ffs

Well and getting in the papers for doing shite like this. I can understand why Everton and Everton fans would be annoyed by a young player they’ve been patient with but hasn’t really done anything of note making the news for blatantly breaking public health guidelines. But yeah I assume it’s racist because aside from the kid doing something stupid, he’s a black Italian football prospect. I do think Moise Kean’s more just a kid being stupid than a full blown dickhead like Balotelli though

The important thing is the snake didn’t get a chance to win

Trent’s beaten the snake in that FIFA tournament for charity. Sterling absolutely lost it at the end, hilarious.

Interesting that MBS financially backs groups with black and white as their colours

I think one of the strangest things about the virus is seeing the weird shit insane people and propagandists have to say about this.

An NYC bloodtest of 3k of their residents found COVID-19 antibodies in 14% of them. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/new-york-coronavirus-13-9-percent-coronavirus-antibodies-covid-19/

Lol wtf

Andrew Kauffman's not a virologist, so just because he did some stats shite with the CDC - I don't think that really makes him an expert qualified to be talking with authority on the spread of a novel virus.

I haven't purchased any petrol in about 3 weeks.

I think it’s about to get a bit worse everywhere in the US, with those idiot protests against the lockdowns, Florida reopening beaches and Florida idiots going to the beach in droves, and Texas reopening up in a few weeks without really actually addressing the virus. That’s a bit too much fucking around with social distancing during a pandemic to make me think “ah yeah, America’s about to turn things around.”

It’s MBS’s investment firm buying them, it’s an incredible amount of wealth they’ve got behind them now. It’s a bit different than the Venkys or the guy who sucked the life out of Chalrton. I think it’s more likely the Saudi crown prince follows the blueprint laid by Chelsea, City and PSG. As well as the own experience of his own family member overseeing Sheffield United’s rise from league one to where they are now.

That's a Trump administration tactic. Be incredibly vague on every issue possible, then claim you've been very very clear and it's someone else's fault that nobody knows what the fuck is going on. Wait until the government starts directly contradicting itself then gets indignant that the media says things like "uhh… that's not what you said a few days ago." It's a shame to see a government facing a public health crisis acting like this. But not that surprising.

Yeah in Michigan and a couple of other states protesting governor actions instituted to lock down. The Michigan governor says these protests like likely extended how long the lockdown will last. People are understandably scared in the US right now, a lot of workers were laid off rather than being furloughed. And even if you’re furloughed, it’s not like the UK where you’re getting 80% from your wages. A lot of people are just going to be getting a check for $1200, which won’t cover rent or bills for a month for a lot of people, and even then the IRS rollout of that stimulus has been pretty shit with lots of people reporting issues. Because a lot of people don’t really have any social safety net, especially when their healthcare is tied to employment and they’ve lost their jobs so they only have a limited time on their current plans... I think a lot of pretty desperate people just want things to go back to normal. The thing is everyone wants to go back to normal and it’s not going to happen quickly unless we slow the spread and don’t overwhelm healthcare providers. But I fully understand why some people in the US are feeling desperate, even though I don’t agree with what they’re doing. Honestly though, I don’t know how the people in the US that don’t have the luxury of being able to continue to work from home are really going to cope with this lasting for months. There are so many non-essential workers hit so hard by this who are living paycheck to paycheck. Life as normal has stopped, but bills haven’t.

Jedi Fallen Order was really good. Gotta look on GamePass for something new to play now.

Stick with Steve Bruce & keep shithousing your way up the table. An expensive shithousing machine backed by the Saudi royal family might make you the most hated side in the country. Granted, everyone seems to like Sheffield United and they’re owned by an Al Saud too.

Football journalists can now fear the Khashoggi treatment