Dr. Gonzo

Ah fuck, that's awful news. Fucking Tories.

This is the way!

Keep yourself warm as fuck mate - if it's coronavirus, heat (and alcohol) are supposed to kill of the virus. I'd say get drunk as fuck too, but I'm not sure it's good health for your health to drink heavily while you've got a weakened immune system - even if alcohol is supposed to kill it off. Because that might weaken your immune system further and get you sick with something else.

Sometimes I feel like an introvert the way you're describing. Sometimes I don't. Although in my perspective it's a bit different because I'm married now and before that I'd been living with her while she was my fiancé for 5 years before I got married. But I feel like I've certainly had an interesting relationship with the balance of loneliness vs. preferring to not be around people, even though I'm a fairly social person. And it got worse when I went to uni and left home. I think it was most particularly bad when I left the UK - which makes sense because I'd left behind my family and friends I'd known my whole life, and it was just to a different part of our little island like the first time I'd moved out of the house I'd lived in my whole life. And while the internet's made things easy to keep in touch and regularly communicate with the people I care about from back home... there's still a feeling of loneliness that exists when you know it's not so easy to just go back and see everyone whenever you'd want to. And there's a feeling of constant loneliness being somewhere that feels so different to where you're from and with people who are so different to the people you grew up around. AND THAT'S JUST THE UK TO THE US - I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT'D HAVE BEEN LIKE IF I'D MOVED TO SOMEWHERE LIKE CHINA. But for me, I need a balance. My family, the ones I'm related to by blood and my wife, and my friends - the ones I've had all my life, and the ones I've made since I made my big move, and the few close friends I made at uni - but there's also time where I need to be alone and just do my own thing. And that's also for my sanity. So I don't know if that's weird or not - because I am happy I've got a pretty active social life, and I'm also happy when I do get time just to myself to do whatever the fuck I want to do. And when I've got that balance just right, that's usually when I'm feeling most happy in my life. It's good when that balance is perfect, so Thanos was definitely onto something.

My favourite thing about this Liverpool side is the number of times we’ve scored from a corner against us this season. Sides would almost be better off hoofing the ball to their keepers from corners than trying to score. It’s a far cry from those days under Rodgers where we’d concede off 10% of the corners against us. And I fucking love it.

This song always reminds me of my dad because when I was a kid he was always constantly listening to The Jam (and Paul Weller's solo shite).

Milan fans seem to hate him too. So many are practically begging for him to leave. I've barely watched any Serie A football this year (which is a shame, as it's my second favourite league). But I asked my old roommate (a Milan fan) what he thought about Spurs & Chelsea being interested in Piatek & he said: he's a confidence player that's out of confidence & other than scoring he doesn't make any contribution to the side - so when he's not scoring and out of form (like he's been this season), he's felt like Milan were playing with 10 men. It seems like if he's getting service and he's feeling confident in himself, there's a potentially great striker in the lad. But if he's on a side that's struggled for creativity until they had to plead for Ibrahimovic to come back and he's lost all confidence in himself because he's not getting service and when he does get chances his shots are awful... well then he's going to look extraordinarily bad. I can see why both Spurs and Chelsea would be apprehensive about paying a lot for a player that may have just had a purple patch last year and isn't all that great. At the same time, I can see why both clubs that are currently lacking in striking options would look for a player that's got the upside to get them more goals with a change of scenery.

He’d have to get 30 odd people willing to break laws and assure them there’s no chance of them getting caught or facing legal repercussion. It’s possible... but I think it’s extremely unlikely. I think this is just more of the Twitter melt mentality crossing over into the real world. A group of twats deciding to take things way beyond normal limits because they’re attention whores.

I mean even if his wives and kids weren’t involved, it’s hard to think of any circumstance where it’s okay to do this to someone just because they’re shit at their job. There are better ways to voice frustration more effectively than singing about killing someone as you attempt to scare the shit out of them and their families. Fortunately nobody was home, I think it’d be even worse if his kids were there hearing about how people want their dad dead and having flares thrown at their house. And it’s even more ridiculous because I imagine something like this makes Woodward look more sympathetic to the board & to the outside world - the media had turned on him and was calling for him to be sacked. Now the media will be painting him as a victim because... well this shit happened, so that’s reasonable. It’s probably better PR than anything that cunt hired from that cunty rag of a paper could have done for his public persona.

Oh shit Phil-X

Lol when I merged it with this thread it changed the entire name of the thread to the title of the thread you made. Thought I severely botched my first ever thread merge

Oh yeah, try not to do that either.

Yeah, one day. Just wash your hands til then though and don't stick your fingers in your mouth or your eyes and you'll probably be alright.

That's well out of order. The man's bad at his job, he doesn't deserve to have his private life at home shat on just because his bosses refuse to sack him. Also that chant is fucked up & weirdly hypocritical coming from people who love to do the "murderers" and "the sun was right" chants. They also say "How we'll kill you, we don't know" then say they're going "to cut him up from head to toe" - which does indicate they in fact DO know how they'll be murdering him. But I guess nobody claimed Mancs were the brightest

Oh hahahaha - made me almost shit myself Honestly, I'm not surprised that this disease is spreading pretty quickly in China because they've got a few unsanitary habits like constantly spitting on the ground. Couple shit like that with a ridiculous population and densely populated cities, where many people are living in those large bloc towers that pack as many units (and people) into them as possible... and you've got a recipe for disease spreading quickly

Also it takes place in Racoon City. Corona can be rearranged to spell... racoon. Hope you've all played Resident Evil, because looks like we're going to have a real fight on our hands soon.

Weird because in the Resident Evil series the T-Virus is made by Umbrella Pharmaceuticals and their logo is...

Lol - https://www.businessinsider.com/nao-report-46m-get-ready-for-brexit-campaign-didnt-work-2020-1?utm_source=reddit.com What a waste of money. Govt: Prepare for Brexit. Businesses: How? Govt: fuck business, lmao

Her parents named her Ann, knowing their surname was Francke?

I wonder how far he is from first team football... but that's a remarkably quick recovery - that's good news for the player and the club.

Maybe, they’re not releasing the name of the patient or what hospital he’s in. Which just means I need to avoid every hospital in the city

Yeah how are they to know which CIA agents are behind what - particularly when Soleimani’s death was approved 7 months ago by Trump; Trump’s the one behind his death.

Ah fuck it’s in San Diego now

My head was killing me by the time I got home so I didn’t attempt it and had an early night. I’ll try again tonight