Dr. Gonzo

What if Ed Woodward is actually a Liverpool or Citeh fan?

It was really really really great.

That’s a pretty decent weekend for us then.

Just let it happen and gather stones and hold the fuckers accountable. And treat leave voters the same as the politicians when it happens

Imagine dying in a horrible awful death... while also destroying a bit of history: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-49909735

Why is Ozil even on that list?

Do you lads even like Xhaka? He seems like such an infuriating player. His range of passing is fantastic... but other than that, I don't think he's that good of a player. And he certainly doesn't strike me as much of a leader... or even a player you'd put out there when they're not a "traditional" leader but they can lead by example because of how good they are - because he makes errors all the fucking time and his positioning is pretty shit, so he'd be one of the last people I'd want to put in to "lead by example."

Well I'm hoping that one of the 3 makes it to the 2nd round & gets a Sunday match, so you get to go to one of those and kill your day with the Brummies the way you'd want to kill the day as opposed to just spending it sat in some pub.

Or hologram players

Visited the doctor yesterday as Spurs were collapsing in the second half vs Bayern - filed the claim just now. Cheers for looking out for your pal Dr. Gonzo

Ukraine’s basically capitulated re: Eastern Ukraine and is agreeing that snap elections.

Look if Teso is happy with the state of Man Utd, who are we to argue. I too am happy with the state of Man Utd, lifetime contract for Ed Woodward please

FIFA ought to hire some AI company because humans are idiots and idiots make mistakes. AI VAR is the future. And one day... robot refs please

Like I said, we'll be even after you've been shit for 30 years. Although if you did a Leeds, that'd be alright too.

I don't think being persuasive necessarily makes people smart though, tbh. There's plenty of evidence of very persuasive conmen... that eventually get caught because they're not all that bright in the first place.

Yeah I mean considering what you and @Lucas have just said, plus some links that my fiancé's texted me about whiplash and how long it takes to feel the effect of it and the seriousness of it... fuck it, I'm going to be filing that claim. Just gotta go to a doctor today or tomorrow.

I mean in my honest opinion we should wipe all of the Holocaust denial posts from the forum and pretend it never happened, because that's fucking shameful and I wouldn't want some neo-Nazis coming on here thinking it's alright for them to spread their bullshit.

My mentality might be shaped by the fact that the last accident I was in was a pretty serious one - a drink driver hit me while I was on a motorcycle and sent me flying, and the surgery and recovery were absolutely fucking brutal. And it's actually a big part of why I was less active on here for about 7 or 8 months a few years back. But I went after that fucker for everything - and what his insurance couldn't cover, I went after his personal assets, which is a bit shit for his family... but this cunt's already fucked over his family because he was arrested for drink driving after my accident. And it was his third fucking time being caught drink driving, which gives you a prison sentence here. The entire process was such an ordeal, though. From being in hospital, to having to make shitloads of doctor visits, to having to get a lawyer and showing up in court. Here, as long as my neck's feeling alright... I don't see the need to claim it and potentially fuck this guy over when right now I'm feeling alright and it looks like things are going to be taken care of pretty rapidly. Granted, if my neck and back start hurting that changes things entirely. But this is an older disabled man, who apologised to me profusely - and accepted full liability while he was on a call with his insurance (which he fucking should, considering I braked to avoid hitting the car in front of me and he didn't). So I'd feel a bit bad claiming whiplash if I don't need to. Don't get me wrong, I think he's an idiot... but I just don't want to fuck over what appears to be just a poor old disabled man. But your story's a bit shit, mate. What an arsehole acting like a nice guy and then claiming whiplash when he was fucking fine - hearing that kind of shite definitely makes me resent all of the dickheads on the road.

I'm considering it but I also don't want to make that claim if I'm fine. Like I think the guy is an idiot for taking his eyes off the road, but I also don't want to completely fuck him over financially (because judging by his car, I don't think he's in the best financial position) and making his premiums go up more than they need to in order to properly compensate me. So if that's just fixing the damages to my car, which I already know will be covered by his insurance because I spoke with them and they sent someone out to come look at the damage and take pictures. Apparently it takes about a day to start feeling it properly though and if that happens, then yeah claiming whiplash and gonna get their insurance to pay for some massages for me - I've got a 72 hour window after the crash to go see a doctor and make the claim without his insurance asking any questions really. So if it hurts at all tomorrow, I'll be going to a doctor.

Even intelligent people can fall for complete bullshit sometimes - and I'm sure some intelligent people voted to leave because they fell for the same bullshit. I also think that there are people who have cash in their bank accounts that are ready to make some decent investments in the aftermath of Brexit chaos. Some people will be forced to sell their homes or have their homes foreclosed on, people with cash will buy that up. And in the long term, they'll end up having made more money than they lost in the Brexit chaos. So I could see some people just thinking "fuck it, I could do with some more rental income" and not really giving a shit about the economic health of the country and how many people will lose their jobs/homes/shit like that - a lot of people really only give a shit about themselves. Then I think there's the people who voted purely on racist and xenophobic reasons and those people are absolutely not intelligent people.

Stop, I can only get so erect

He said he just wasn’t looking - it’s fucking rush hour traffic, keep your eyes on the road! But thanks re: the second bit

My grandad was in the war and he was mortified that over half the country voted leave. My nan, though, his wife, voted leave. She also lived through the war. I wonder if the last years of his life were just constant political bickering.

Well except for the people that make the YouTube videos and documentaries you watch