Dr. Gonzo

Jacob Rees-Mogg is everything I dislike about society rolled up into one scrawny little shit of a human

I've never played a Respawn game I didn't enjoy though. Let's see if that holds true now that they're making serious money for EA and this is a Disney product, though. But until they make a shite game, I'll always be excited to give a Respawn game a go. Titanfall 1 and 2 are criminally underrated titles, imo, and some of the best shooters in recent years. Apex Legends I was worried I wouldn't like, being a BR and being made on the corpse of Titanfall 3 (I hope Apex's success means that there will be another installment of Titanfall though, that series deserves more recognition). Having said all that, DICE and BioWare used to be good developers that EA demolished... so let's see how it goes now that EA is having a non-DICE developer make a Star Wars game, after the last 2 EA installments of Star Wars games were really just flashy loads of shite (the Battlefront reboot abominations).

Why is Keanu trying a Jedi mind trick in his picture?

Lemmy is the coolest person out of all of those pictured

Because he’s a turd of a human being so it’s funny when bad things happen to him

Just because a lot of people might support shooting Muslims, doesn’t mean it should be given credence by a politician of a developed nation. It’s backlash in the west against the same kind of extremism found in the Middle East being accepted in the west.

Lol but where’s he gonna go with a better chance of winning trophies than where he’s at now?! City? No, they don’t need him. Liverpool? Barca? Again, lol no. Real Madrid? Well they do need a striker, but surely they can do better than Lukaku. Juve? Nah. Bayern? Maybe, but I doubt it. PSG? Maybe, but again I doubt it. Those are the clubs where I think if you stay for at least 3 years a trophy is pretty much guaranteed (more likely you’d have several by the end of those 3 years). Everyone else has to fight for it. Particularly in the league in England in this day and age. Where to compete with City and the other big clubs flush with TV money you have to shoot for perfection and hope you don’t miss the mark too badly at the end of it. Unless he’s saying he wants to fuck off to Celtic. In which case, oh fair enough

Do you have a sporting director now? Who’s been making the transfer decisions lately? Whoever it is, they’re not good at their job

The EU is saying they aren't going to open trade talks with the UK after a potential hard Brexit until it agrees to the divorce bill & Irish backstop. A bit obvious... but sometimes the obvious needs to be stated because it seems many don't think about the obvious.

Are you just fishing? Surely you're just fishing. He's had an inconsistent season, but I think he's still one of the better players at Everton. And now that he's established as the England #1, everyone is gunning for him to fail because for some reason that's what we do as a society to our keepers - build them up for us to pull them down.

That’s fucking shite, I’d be fucking fuming - sorry to hear that mate. Hopefully the cops find the cunt and get your bike back

It’s shit, but it’s part of being a celebrity. The other alternative is that people suddenly stop being idiots, but that’s not really ever going to happen

So my understanding of what’s happened makes me think Pickford was reasonably pissed off. He was given a few taunts of “butter fingers” and “small arms” and took it in stride. But because the dickheads couldn’t get a recruit out of the normal shite you’d say at Pickford if you just wanted to irritate him, they then decided to taunt his fiancé instead. So they started calling her a fat cunt and that’s when he kicked off, which I don’t blame him. He’s the professional football player that can handle fans being dicks because they’re rival fans or in this case Geordies a high profile player that game through Sunderland. His fiancé isn’t and if she’s on a night out with him it’s fucked to start hurling abuse at what is really just some random bird on a night out

Between this and seeing how rattled he was leaving the pitch in their recent match against Newcastle... makes me wonder if he's got a few anger issues. Can't be easy living under the spotlight of being the England #1 - any mistakes and the media's going to hound you for it. So I think he's been under pressure quite a bit this season, maybe that's affecting his mood generally. Either way, I'm really hoping that Pickford's decided to lash out because some random bloke in Sunderland said something about his little t-rex arms.

And not let Canadians play for England just because they have a rich daddy? Agreed

Parliament blocked a no deal in a non-binding vote that doesn't really have any impact on what will actually happen. That vote doesn't mean there won't be no deal if there's no alternative deal with the EU in place.

I think Aspas was unfortunate because he was signed right when Sturridge had that season where he stayed healthy all season and was class. And of course Suarez was ahead of him. Things might have turned out differently had he had more minutes on the pitch in England. Other than his one famously shite corner though, I don’t think he was a complete embarrassment. He may not have ever been close to the player from Celta Vigo we signed or the player he is now (and I really do think that was down to him getting mostly a few minutes here and there) - but he’s a player that always gave 100% on the pitch for us. Even if you’re shite, if you’re running your bollocks off for us every time you’re on the pitch for us, you’re better than a lot of the truly shite players we’ve had. Moreno’s a weird one. His debut is arguably his best match for us, he started really brightly for us... and then faded spectacularly. I would say he’s not bad as a backup, but I just don’t think it’s true. We’re a side that’s had injury issues at the fullback position and I absolutely dread the thought of him playing for us ever again. I know La Liga and the prem have different styles, but I still think Moreno is nowhere near good enough to play for Barca. He’s Salif Diao level quality, which is to say he’s part of that trio - Diao, Konchesky, Moreno - the three worst players I’ve ever seen at Liverpool

There's a rumour going round that Alberto Moreno is about to sign for Barca on a 2 year deal. Hilarious if true, nowhere near good enough to play for Barca. He's got to be one of the worst fullbacks in England.

Unbelievable...

We've banned some racist cunt from Anfield for life after he's racially abused other fans in the stands of that charity match.

You had to pay extra to make up for his "back injury" caused by his "great sadness"

How bad a recession will be post-Brexit depends on what outcome comes out; a no deal would be particularly bad with WTO tariffs/non-tariff barriers. There’s a lot of debate as to what a post-Brexit recession will be like and how deep of a recession it would be. But betting on no Brexit and a stock bump at this point sounds weirdly optimistic, imo

I wouldn’t, but maybe - but it’s really hard to predict how Brexit will go and I think the delay makes it even harder to predict. For the first deadline to be met and with a No Brexit there’s a lot of political stagnation and stalemate that needs to be sorted out... in not that much time. And for the second delayed deadline, where there would be a cleaner break from the EU, we need to get a new deal in that both the EU and our MPs can agree on - and that’s been a nightmare for 2 years. It’s basically making a bet on competence politically. It might happen, you never know - but I doubt it

This is partially why I want a no deal to go through. Maybe a big long recession would teach people there’s consequences to the votes they make. Probably not though, because they’ll just be fed more horseshit and blame everyone else for their problems.

They’ve got a right to try to get the most money from the sale, but I think that’ll actually prevent people from trying to buy him.