Stan

Grows up to be really fit as well

Always wonder how you afford all these trips @Blue. Not that it's any of my business, mind

A recent survey revealed that 90% of men don't know how to turn the dishwasher on. I find that licking her nipples and a light fingering usually does the trick.

That's quality, having that kind of security for a job. Well done mate.

I got fired from my job at the bank today. An elderly lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.

Top 4 in the National League take on each other next week. Solihull (4th) vs Salford (2nd) Wrexham (3rd) vs Leyton Orient (1st)

absolutely unreal she survived. The speed is almost unfathomable and equally so that she's only got spinal injuries. As @nudge alluded to, engineering of modern racing cars these days is so sophisticated and complicated but safety is always paramount no doubt - certainly helped her here. The other fortunate thing is that she didn't go careering in to a spectator's stand where no doubt we'd be discussing sadder news of possible deaths.

Didn't think @Cannabis was there.

Watched a bit of that game earlier. Zverev was better throughout than Federer. Federer did bring it back a little in 2nd set to take it to a tie-break but Zverev much stronger today.

Saddle colour chosen on purpose or accident...

This lady stole @Devil-Dick Willie's home-made sign.

How has Amber Rudd got a job so quickly again ?! Absolutely mad given her handling of the Windrush scandal. Oh and the fact she's a remainer. Surely May would want to bring a Brexiter back in to government, as opposed to someone who could stifle her?? Will be intriguing to see how she handles being Work & Pensions Secretary. That's been a proper shitstorm since the plans (and implementation) of Universal Credit were announced. So many problems to solve with that.

Brilliant. @Cannabisgot owned here.

Pathetic he's been suspended for it when you see how many top-level referees get things wrong 'as required by the Laws of the game'.

In response to the McCann's search fund being boosted...

we all love a bit of head and frothy mouths at TF365 HQ

just about to say wtf then re-read it was for jugs of Tiger. Not bad. For that equivalent price in London you could get a half-pint

Yeah it's not something I delve in to, Asian beer. The only other I had was Kirin beer, but that was a bit too malty for my liking.

Lovely beer. There's only one place that does it in the town I live so it's fairly expensive but worth it when I'm out.

Monty Python will never get old

That is Trump-esque levels

Nice news to read for a Sunday morning

Anywhere in particular? Any recommendations on cities/places to stay?

Thinking of a short break away somewhere in March. Would like to involve seeing a match abroad at some point over the weekend. Hit me up with ideas, people. As it's a short break away, perhaps somewhere in central Europe.

Ritchie De Laet on the scoresheet again for Melbourne City against Wellington Phoenix. 1-0.