Stan

1 hour ago, BounceAroundTheGround said:

Can you add Bristol City please?

welcome to the forum by the way

2 hours ago, Lucas said:

She's a bit of a ten to two'er.

Ten to two, you'll do.

i've got a feeling she'll be ravishing in bed too

would anyone else give Cariad Lloyd a proper good seeing to? 

Pictures on Google don't do her justice

Stokes charged with affray. 

saw a stat earlier:

Messi scored his 366th La Liga goal yesterday. If he didn't score in his next 480 games in La Liga, his goals per game average would STILL be higher than Raul, and we all appreciate the quality of the Spanish strikers, listed as one of the all-time greats to be honest. 

Just puts Messi's achievements in to even more perspective. 

Just now, Danny said:

Who is freezing bread?? No need for that 

@Anton didn't know you'd been Japan! When did that happen? 

genuinely think you should try and find some tiger bread from a decent bakery . I think you'd like it!

any bits on the side from Gail?

Just now, nudge said:

Wtf is tiger loaf?

come here and find out  

yep, of course @SirBalon shops at Waitrose  

Just now, Tommy said:

 

Well, when I was there all I could find was this Sandwich-esque bread that fat Americans eat in the movies. 

you didn't look in the right places or went to the shittest shop ever.

Most supermarkets have sandwich-esque bread (sliced?) as well as large or small baguettes or unsliced loaves of bread (like tiger loaf). 

1 minute ago, Tommy said:

Well, English bread is awful though. So white, so soft, so... sweet (most of the time). Can't beat a good German bakery 

you know we don't only have white bread, right?

Softer the better usually. hence the reason for toasters if you want something a bit more crispier?

Although I love a crispy baguette with soft bread on the inside. 

Just now, Cannabis said:

Isn't that where it goes? Quite normal if you ask me. 

Also, tiger bead is heaven so F U @Tommy

tiger loaf is fucking gorgeous mate. 

5 minutes ago, Bluebird Hewitt said:

That sounds as bad as someone I work with putting sugar in the fridge.

that's just fucking stupid.

My dad used to work with a woman who put eggs in the kettle when asked to have a boiled egg. 

15 hours ago, Teso dos Bichos said:

Please tell me I'm not the only one that sticks the loaf of bread inside the refrigerator...

I do. Makes it last longer. 

Arda Turan has joined Istanbul Basaksehir on loan

yeah well done by Castro to stay onside and the cheeky finish.

Victory look to have won it though!  Leroy George with another assist.

Van Persie returning to Holland?

Goal Melbourne! Very well taken as well by Milligan!

8 minutes ago, Blue said:

@Stan Where are you watching this? I tuned into BT Sport and they are showing basketball.

The channel I was watching it on went down at the end of the half (43rd minute)

on Skybet live stream. I was very surprised BT Sport had neither game showing today.

there's been an over-reliance on him. He's about 35 now? Like Maccarone at Roar, or in any team actually, you can't always rely on one player to do the business. There'll be moments of magic or quality, but for a whole 90 everyone needs to be on form. Castro doesn't have the capability any more to carry his side like we may have seen in the last couple of seasons.

26 minutes ago, Spike said:

@SirBalonMate Umtiti wasn't a 'find'. I bloody well knew he'd be a star five years ago, where is my scouting job!? A good deal reggardless 

is this only because of his wonder goal against Spurs  

Perth take the lead within 2 minutes at Victory

16 minutes ago, Cannabis said:

Greggs.

Dammit. I was gonna say food taster at Greggs

Should have woken up earlier. 

In all seriousness @Any O'Brien it sounds like this is really what you wanted to happen and it was inevitable it was going to happen. Good luck!