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Diego Castro just tried a panenka and it went straight in to the Phoenix keeper's hands . Embarrassing.

Sarpreet Singh scored a great goal to put Phoenix in front. His first ever senior goal and it was a beauty. 

Nabbout just scored one of the goals of the season. Definitely in contention for it anyway. Backheel pass in to his feet, takes on one player and with outside of the foot, curls a shot in from 25 yards out. 

1 hour ago, SirBalon said:

There seems to be various ways to ascertain someone's intelligence and Suárez definitely came third out of three in that test! 

it seems like he really struggled!!

13 minutes ago, Cannabis said:

All in good jest mate . 

Happy Birthday for tomorrow, hope you have a blast !

it's his birthday tomorrow?! Wtf why did no-one say?!

anyone confirm when Brian's birthday is and how old he'll be?

8 minutes ago, The Rebel CRS said:

Is she on Match.com?

very much doubt it cos she's in a long-term relationship . Soz. (he's an Arsenal fan, I've tried explaining all the issue with this to her but he's actually alright haha). 

I might be on there though if you fancy an Indian  

1 minute ago, The Rebel CRS said:

Nah I meant I was looking for her on your followers list

 

omg  

she is on there...

2 minutes ago, The Rebel CRS said:

I looked for your mate when I had you on twitter a while back(well you still will be on it, I just don't use it anymore), but I couldn't find her .

 

I don't put many pictures on Twitter tbh.

FB and Instagram would be where you need to look...

would explain how shit he played yesterday to be fair. 

i'd go for the navy blue tbh. 

Bright 

4/10

It just gets too weird. I don't think Will Smith is the right actor for the character that is played. At the start you can see the resemblance of racial divides to that of real life. It's not even subtle to be honest. After a while though you just get weirded out, especially by the elves. Towards the end you've pretty much convinced yourself that you may be tripping while watching this. There's a few funny lines and intense (for lack of a better word) moments.

It totally wasn't what I expected though. Quite underwhelmed. 

yeah it was that tweet. not sure where it's gone. presumably been deleted. 

@Bluewolf hope everything is okay after your 2-week hiatus  

thanks to our TF365 Twitter account, I now know @Cannabis gf has Twitter.

I know there's FB and pictures on here, but there's a profile picture which is new so that's tonight's tug sorted  

30 minutes ago, Bluebird Hewitt said:

I see nothing wrong with that whatsoever.

yep, barely any contact at all. if anything the striker makes a meal of it. 

20 minutes ago, FOYM said:

That's exactly what I plan on doing 😉

1 in the pink, 2 in the stink  

so there's no direct quotes or anything from Messi saying that? standard journalism.

this is about as happy as Everton fans will feel all season  

4 hours ago, The Artful Dodger said:

Sounds like the Anfield Road will be extended, leading to capacity of 61k. 

At Anfield? 

Bedford hosts the 2nd biggest free outdoor festival - The River Festival - in the UK after Notting Hill carnival. 

1 hour ago, Berserker said:

Ah, fair enough.

Sounds strange, hopefully it's just something silly. Weren't you intoxicated a few months ago while in vacation?, or was it fat Dan?, might be related to that.

definitely fat Dan. 

Only been to Madrid and Mykonos in the last year and they were fine . 

32 minutes ago, Berserker said:

Yeah but i meant it the other way around, foods like curry make you loose while kidney stones generate from the opposite, i.e. not going to the bathroom regularly.

I know mate, I was trying to turn it back on you  

Not sure why these kidney stones have come about (if it is even kidney stones). Might just be something wrong with me which is not uncommon . I drink a lot of water and go for a piss and shit normally.