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There seems to be a Simpsons clip for any situation one can think of.

"I'm not anti-vax but I'm anti-vax"

Daft Punk vibes

100% true.

Not sure if this goes on here but.. https://synchron.com/technology/brain-io

"Don't look up" Depressingly accurate political satire.

The vaccines are meant to make us all gay. If you go to the doctor and he whips out his "Johnson and Johnson", that should be a red flag right there. Johnson is another word for penis. That's not a coincidence. If I don't let a man put his penis in my asshole and bust a nut, why should I let some doctor have sex with my arm? A syringe is basically an ejaculating dildo and it's still gay no matter what hole it goes in. They're also talking about making this into a "man date". Now I don't know about you but I always thought dating a man was pretty gay, I've never had to suck anyone's dick to go to a restaurant before, why should I start now? (don't worry this is a copypasta)

Heavy Swifty vibes.

Will it ever go away? I've read some official saying we have to learn to live with it, so I wonder why the lockdowns at this point. The way the virus is behaving, it seems that it won't go away for at least a decade. Winter just started and it's already spreading so rapidly, but with virtually everyone vaccinated, only the most vulnerable of the elderly will die. So why the lockdowns. Will we go into lockdown every year? Could be completely in the wrong here, if so, someone help me.

She should have left China before speaking out. You have to be naive to accuse a Chinese government official of littering, let alone sexual assault. She is probably going to be subjected to some unpleasant *cough cough* "rehabilitation."

The only time I think I felt real panic was in a slipknot mosh pit in a similar situation where everyone was rushing to the front where I was. It was a closed venue so it gets harder to breathe too. Been in circle pits in festivals but those were nothing compared to that day. When there's nowhere to go, that's when it gets spooky. Fortunately there were no severe injuries as far as I know. Metal crowds in general know how to care for one another when people fall down, etc. This was a bunch of teenagers likely with no festival experience or a notion of how dangerous they can get when people don't know how to behave and there's a weak security protocol. Plus it was dark. Many of the kids there took advantage of the earlier stampede at the gates and didn't even pay for a ticket, so the place might have been overcrowded with wrong'uns which didn't help.

I agree there should be an alternative to penalty kicks. No idea what but they should pay some qualified folks to sit in an office 9 to 5 to think about it.

Made me burst into laughter that. Best part is they advertise the video as "Insulate Britain fail".

Strange man Paul Scholes.

First season I'm following and fair play America, it's been fun. Caught a few nail biting games, proper hollywood stuff with last second winners. I'm a fan of that Rodgers guy. I can't get into baseball but the NFL is winning me over.

Messi for a defender at 1-1. Messi didn't seem happy. Any clue on what he said to Poch?

Zverev shows no growth at all and the next gen is completely useless. Zverev still hasn't beaten any top 10 player in a Grand Slam. Wtf is that He's 24.

Murray and his team look furious. It's going to be an interesting press conference.

Oh boy I might start watching wrestling again.

Yea but one of the posts had a youtube link and the other one had a picture. Maybe it's that.

Hello Edit: Ah I can actually post in this topic.

So Slash is an English man... I am mind blown.

Federer fan here but you have to give it up for Djokovic who gets many of these wins with the crowd against him. He should go on to win about 25 GS now.

I would have walked out after that first question.