Devil-Dick Willie

I hate the idea of suspending captains for slow over rate, as they're only partially in control. Personally, I think adding 3 runs per over missed is the go.

He's a sour old cunt. And was leading the anti Usman charge. "He should have been out for 28" Waugh when Usman scored 100. Meanwhile Warner got dropped twice, had a missed run out easy chance and was a hero for his 90 in the first test.

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Someone tell the wretched old cunt that landfills are bursting, land is being poisoned or cleared en masse and this house can't hold 10 billion people for long.

He wrestled in TNA for years and years. He's done the 'alternative' thing. Let the man make his millions.

He averages 90 at opener.

I've always been a big fan. I have a mate whos a bit of a right winger, 2 actually, and the way Usman has been treated throughout his career has taught them both that institutional racism exists. Every time he fails, a thousand articles are written about how he looks "lazy" and "not bothered" And then he's replaced by a square jawed idiot who scored half the runs and inevitably Usman is put back in. Bancroft, S Marsh, Handscome, Burns, Harris. It's all the same story. When he scores 100 lazy and uninterested becomes "cool" and "collected" of course. Even today that utter cock licker Mark Waugh was harassing him for "scratching around, getting lots of 1s" It's called building an innings and rotating the strike you fucking plonker. A bunch of ex players already come out saying "yeah, 138 is cool, but I wouldn't drop Harris, his 30 was good in tough conditions" Cunt, if his 30 was good, then whats Khawajas 130? And Harris averages 24. Let it go.

It's very Australia. Libs have no idea.

As someone who loves anal, I take offence. If I had 30 minutes with the girl of my dreams she'd be sitting on a bag of frozen peas for a week.

Lifetime I'd guess. My question is where am I drawing the line. Is the girl I frolicked with at a party 2 years ago, but couldn't get my MDMA ravaged pecker to come to life a sexual partner? Whatabout the nice girl I dated for 3 weeks who jerked me off at a war memorial?

Absolutely. The cw division is no place for the best technical wrestler ever. He's been in a tag team with Taichi for a while, and while I love Taichi, and damn, I mean he's one of my favorite ever wrestlers, and they're 2 time champs, Zack should be wrestling for the US and IWGP belt more often.

ZSJ wrestled in the cruiser weight classic.

Ospreay and ZSJ often wrestle in the UK for Rev Pro

Ember is the better wrestler, but Storm has it factor. And an ass that sits in 2 postcodes.

I've already explained the whole situation. He's a heel, but can't be one because of his show, so it's "ironic" Very clever... except Johnny Gargano did it like 2 years ago and better.

Still not played bar the 9 minutes in his first game.

And KP played against many of these players.

I agree match fixing is worse.

Im talking about this particular time frame. They're literally a team apart. Also. There is an enormous difference between giving the ball a zipper wipe or a lolly spit, and bringing your toolbox onto the field one time because you're losing to a team you can't bully. But sure. England bowling short balls in the 1930s is relevant.

I've never seen anyone of them cheat the way the Aussies did, demand to know "Who the fuck is the 3rd umpire" Bark like a Blubbering sunflowers crack head at taking a catch, or any of the like. Worst i've seen recently outside of a green and gold shirt was Butler being a horrid cunt to Philander in his last match. Fuck even the commentators. Warne and Symonds hammering Lambuschagne for being autistic. Dean Jones calling Amla a terrorist and so on. Plenty of players play hard but fair. Plenty even push the line and have been caught ball fiddling. No one has done what the Aussies, as a team, did under Langer. Not just the cheating either. It was like you said about Border, only instead of 'hard' they were cunts. Can't beat em? Bully em.

Of course not. A cunt cricketer however certainty narrows it down to Jesse Ryder, Kholi, KP and Aussies. Apparently it's a mirror which flatters not, as Kholi and KP were fucking hated by the Aussies.

always found the way Kholi winds up aussies very ironic. He's literally the most Aussie non aussie playing cricket today. Sleeve tats, arrogant cunt, win at all costs attitude. But he winds up Aussies who don't even for a second recognize hes the very thing they cheer for. Like a more talented, less cunty, less cheaty warner.

He's comfortably C tier. A long standing servant and a weird social icon.

Stats wise Kholi butchers root across tests and ODIs. Root has just had the fucking season of his life where everything came together, scoring double the centuries he has in any other year and it's just snuck his average up across 50.

I'm not saying they should replace him. There was definitely a period where I would have picked Steve Okeefe above him, but I don't think his bowling average would have been wildly better, it's more to do with having an actual spinner, who doesn't have the problems I addressed earlier. But the reason they can't replace him is as you say, the alternatives are dire. Agar can bat, but won't get the wickets, Zampa blows. That's why Lyon has 400 wickets. Because no one else has stepped up to be more than marginally better as an option. I have nothing against the bloke, bar the fact that he broke up with his wife as soon as he was famous for some young slut who'll drop him like a bad habit as soon as he's out of the lime light. But he's got to 400 because he's had no competition. Fair play I guess. But don't expect me to suck him off for it. He's mediocre, and that's gonna be my final opinion unless his twilight years drastically change.