Devil-Dick Willie

Just now, Stan said:

The picture hasn't loaded and it's just a load of numbers and words, a load of gibberish.

So yes, sounds about right. 

Excellent. Actually I might get another warning point so i'm probably lucky 

UK political landscape in a nutshell 

I'd like to thank Cardiff city for their massive contribution today. I had a same game multi, Cardiff to win, Cardiff to lead at half time and win, over 2.5 goals and hull to be goalless @$6.50. 20 bucks on, $130 in

Cody, Miz, JoMo and EC3 in a stable called American prime time or some shit like that we're they're just obnoxious, wear suits and do heel stuff could have been a tremendous moneymaker for WWE. Put the Smackdown title on Miz back when he was in nuclear hot form in 2017-18... ah what could have been. 

His prawn wife needs to keep her mug of TV though. 

Njpw world.com. Usually live in English but with coronavirus keeping the english speaking commentators out they've been doing matches in English with a delay

Fuck yeah he will, after hitting the gym I sulked in bed for a good 3 hours. 

After Germany won the 2014 world cup I bought a cocker spaniel puppy and named him Sami. I already had plans to buy a dog before the cup, I just named him because of the WC victory. I raised him for 4.5 years until I moved out into an apartment, I gave him to a yuppie friend of a friend because I knew the young well to do family would look after him, and that I'd get to seem him a couple times a year. 

He passed away this morning aged 6. Heart attack, poor little fella, I know I'm not generally an emotional person but I loved that precious little dog like a son. 

RIP Sami

Obviously you didn't watch those NJPW matches. 

he was "The cleaner"in NJPW before he became the "Best bout machine"

7 hours ago, Gunnersauraus said:

You mean omega?

Yes. 

On 16/06/2020 at 02:16, Rick said:

What skill does it require, really? I watched it and it just looked like a big game of hot potato. Didn’t seem to be much tactics at play other than “hoof the bastard ball”. Honestly looked like a shit game of rugby you see between a bunch of kids. 
 

No doubt you need to be athletic to play, as it looks draining physically. You have to be taking the piss with that last sentence an all

It's shit. True you need to be athletic. they are tall, strong and run all day, but fuck me shithouse game. No "Special" moments, to little structure. 

The cleaner is a better heel than face. 

4 hours ago, Gunnersauraus said:

So what would you say he is in wwe standards if given the chance? Mid to upper mid maybe? 

That's what he was as Cody. But as Stardust he was just a cheap laugh. 

6 hours ago, The Palace Fan said:

Yeah, a heel turn is most logical. I think theyll experiment with a face faction of a modern day four horsemen (FTR & Spears included) prior to that though.

 

Spears aint shit. He's been treated as a joke. you can't have a horseman who wears tully blanchard undies ffs

Holy fucking shit. Yesterday Evil won the new japan cup, and turned even further heel by joining bullet club, attacking naito before their meeting for the 2 championships today
Then today he wins!!!! Going from midcard guy/often tag champ to the 2nd ever NJPW double champion, and in only Naitos 2nd defense. Fuck NJPW hates Naito. 

Yan beat Aldo to the surprise of no one
Holloway beat Volkonovski, to the opinion of everyone except the judges.
Usman put everyone to sleep except Masvidal.

I hate being "that guy", and I love all the facets of MMA. Boxing, Kickboxing, Wrestling and Jujitsu. I am a huge Khabib fan for example, but Usman did next to 0 work. Wrestled his way into good positions and stood there stamping on Geroges toes for 20 minutes. 

I think Ambroses IC title run was alright. I agree though. They have 4 large men in AEW. Wardlow, is a midcarder, hell, he's a midcarders stooge
Brodie Lee comes in, is build up, is thrown aside
Lance Archer comes in, is built up, is thrown aside. 
Brian cage (pinned by tessa Blanchard, remember that one next time he's dominating 6 men" will also fall to Mox.

Brodie lee should have never faced mox, and should have won the TNT championship, losing it only round about now to an undefeated archer with Jake the snake interference. 

Omega is the best athlete in the company, and was a huge draw in NJPW when booked correctly. He needs to be the next world champion. 

It's almost time boys 

Yeah Cody is being self indulgent, but I think it's going to be good long term booking. He'll be a great heel after all this. 

I was so pumped for AEW when it was all announced. But they're so small time in their mentality, have produced little of what was promised and exist entirely off WWE sloppy seconds. I hate that it became cool overnight to hate on NXT, when NXT was flying the flag for quality US wrestling. Oh, and Moxly went 2 far in the serious direction. The goofiness of his character was overblown in WWE sometimes, but he's dialed it back to generic boring "badass".  No he shouldn't be wrestling in a bear suit, or in a shithouse heel turn where he is afraid of people giving him germs (ahead of his time).

But people loved him for shit like this 

They're the epitome of popcorn wrestling. Moonsault piledriver 2 minutes into a match for a 2 count. "When everything is amazing and special nothing is amazing and special"

Cody, MJF and a few others are being booked well, and avoiding the stupid gimmick shit. They're the ones carrying the company. 

Augustinson is no Garcia. 

Heres what I hope for. 

--------------------------------------------Pavlenka------------------------------------------

Someone good---Someone good----Veljkovic---------Someone good
----------------------------------------Someone good----------------------------------------
---------------------Maximum eggfactor--------------Klassen-------------------------
Bittencourt? --------------------------Fulkrug------------------------Someone good
Subs. gebre, Selke, Jojo, friedl, Bargfrede, dude, kapino

Heres what I fear

-----------------------------------------Pavlekna-----------------------------------------------
gebre-------------Friedl------------------------------Veljkovic-----------Some dude
---------------------------------------------Dude---------------------------------------------------
-------------Bittencourt-----------------------------------Max eggs----------------------
---------------------------------------------Klassen------------------------------------------------
-------------------------------Sargent-------------Fulkrug-------------------------------------



Midfield diamonds give me PTSD

Klassen will hopefully stay. 

Never rated Augie as much as you, but well need a left back and right back.

Selke stays? Close all the pie shops

Okay, now with a clear head.

 Step 1. Cut some deadwood. Don't extend Selkes loan,  bin any defender who can't play at least 25 games of a fucking season. Osako, your little run of 'form' at the end there won't save you you little pushover. 
Step 2. We're losing Selke (thank fuck) Osako (hopefully) and Pizarro. Bartels has more grey in his hair than Pizarro does. Buy Fulkrug a friend. One who's not a 120 pound Japanese lady.
Step 3. If liverpool can hire a coach specifically for throw ins, we can hire a defensive trainer who specializes in defending set pieces. Heck, a seminar with Mertesacker might do the trick. Just get it done.
Step 4. When Milot goes, reinvest some of the money, wisely if possible you dumb old cunt pieces of shit.
Step 5. Whatever happened to that nice ice hockey dude? Thomas Eichin. He brought in some nice players on a freakishly shoestring budget. Get him back

Stumbled into this. Solid