Devil-Dick Willie

11 hours ago, The Palace Fan said:

WWE Hell In A Cell was very good last night. A major improvement on the year before. Possibly one of the best HIAC PPV's of all time.

I don't watch WWE bar nxt anymore, but back in 2016/17/18 when the miz was on fire having some of the best matches and fueds of the decade against AJ, Dolph, Seth, Sami back when he could wrestle, Roman even, Jeff Hardy, D Bry I was gagging for him to win MITB again and get another big run. Instead that fat lump of shit who can't wrestle Braun Strowman won the Mitb the Miz should have, then after beating Daniel Bryan twice, they had a match for a shot at AJs championship. Bryan won in 40 seconds with a roll up. I was convinced that was his last ever shot as after that came the Shane McMahon debacle, then Jomo joined him and he was a tag guy again. 

Please WWE, PLEASE PLEASE this is so easy not to fuck up, even for you guys. Let the man cash in, let the man wrestle Dolph, Seth, Owens ect. Then after 3-4 months begin the story where JoMo wants the belt and go from there. Good matches, simple booking. Don't over book him with dumb shenanigan's. 

I think he is the true pound for pound king. If every UFC fighter was grown or shrunk and they all weighed 185 he'd be the champ. He'd drown stylebender and JJ. 

Khabib is 29-0 and Whittaker proves he is the best of the rest in the middleweight division. Lining up a rematch against Stylebender. 


But no one on this British forum cares because the leprechaun isn't fighting 

"The cleaner" was his moniker when he was introduced as the newest member of bullet club, as he was to 'clean out the jnr division'. 

However he kept the nickname and won the IWGP heavyweight belt as a face. 

Not too bad then considering. He's a very breakable lad. 

How long is Thiago out for?

1 hour ago, Gunnersauraus said:

I was thinking about whether jericho should turn face? The fans cheer him anyway. Hes fantastic as a heel but maybe it is needed?? @Devil-Dick Willie @The Palace Fan

If he turned face you'd have to either have him split from the inner circle (bad idea) or the whole inner circle goes face (bad idea) You'd also need an oppressive heel for him to stand up to, which AEW doesn't have. 


In more important news involving actual pro wrestlers, Kota Ibushi has won the G1 defeating Sanada in just over 35 minutes.  

QLD is weird. No senate = unparalleled state level power. Which means the libs get 4 outrageously dangerous years for the state, but even qlders who can't so much as read understand their world has gone to shit and boot them out again. 


If WA splits I'm jumping over, hot weather or no 

Gillard knifed the best PM of my lifetime in the back and undermined the labor parties integrity for years to come. 

I agree @Spike Tony Abbot is a simpleton, and representative of a party who are conservative simpletons at their best, and corrupt businessmen at their worst. However Abbot has some integrity, and is both respectable as a man and has some qualities as a leader. Neither of which Scomo possesses. 

Sanada defeated Naito and Evil therefore goes through on tie breakers! Sanada and Ibushi will met tomorrow night to decide who will main even wrestle kingdom. 

1 hour ago, Harry said:

Fuck that. It's a grievance petition. A scorned man seeking revenge. If Kevin was anything less than as spiteful egomaniac he would have found a relevant moderate liberal party member and positioned it as a bipartisan thing... Not just "it's unfair to the left" but "vote for this if you'd prefer Scomo to listen more to you than to Murdoch".

His own short sightedness has undermined his chances of success.

1 hour ago, Harry said:

(just kidding. I voted for it the day it came out, and shared it twice on my Facebook feed). But I do think he missed a trick compared to how it could've gone if he'd cosponsored it with Turnbull or even any person affiliated with the liberal party to make it an issue that even liberal voters would need to consider.)

I was warming up my grilling fingers, you got me good. 

@Harry you fucking fascist sign Krudds petition. 

Sign Kevins petition you pieces of shit  

"Like Judas it's a bit of a sell out!"

On 28/08/2020 at 22:25, DeadLinesman said:

I’m about to order it this weekend!

Why did you chose to take interest in our doomed ark? 

Gladys going to prison soon with a bit of luck. Bit of corruption, bit of perjury. Outstanding. 

Jericho and Hager vs Jerichos mates is the worst match of the decade so far. 

17 hours ago, Spike said:

Hope Canberra pip the Rabbitohs in the grand finall

I'm a raiders fan since I was a kid, the last GF was a bit of a joke, hopefully this time...

I think I would be an outstanding diplomat/ intelligence officer. I also think I'd be great in physio and rehab. One of those paths is a lot more clear to me and I've worked hard to get there. I'm going for exercise science. 

15 minutes ago, Spike said:

shitty people, shitty courses, shitty experience, whole thing was miserable and uninspiring. people more likely to Stan you in the back than work with you

That's life in my experience unfortunately. I'm very fortunate to be working at a place with no bitch fights or animosity. But yeah, people suck. 

I'd go for it dude, you're bright, Strarbucks can't be satisfying.  

What happened?

I've been overall mildly disappointed. I'd place it just beneath NXT in terms of overall quality and my enjoyment of it. My favorite match would be Cody VS Dustin or the Escalera de la muerte match. 

They never gave me the 'sports based presentation" they promised. The tag division is a bit of a mess, the woman's division is a mess, and the singles have been underwhelming, with mox being an underwhelming champion. 

7 hours ago, Spike said:

here is the skinny of it

1: Do you feel like you did a good days work at the end of each day

2. Does it fulfil one your needs (some people feel fulfilled helping others, so jobs like teaching are fulfilling)

3. does your job make you feel needed

4. does it stimulate your mind and body

if those boxes are ticked then you should do it, nothing ventured nothing gained, but i can’t even follow my own advice because of my crippling fear of failure and committing money to self improvement because i have no confidence in myself. starbucks will literally reimburse me for online uni but i am too cowardly to make the jump

also if you learn mandarin, you will be sent to china, and they do everything they can to rip you off because you are dumb white gweilo, i know plenty of people that regret learning mandarin because the chinese business sector is a hive of betrayal and villains. imagine if they were all dodgy lebanese contractors

I don’t what the fuck they did to our generation but i have always felt so aimless

You should definitely get on that bro. I'd love to study on someone elses money 

Fuck my life. 

@Spike @Toinho

Just under 2 years ago, at age 25, I decided it was high time I made something of myself. I left school after year 10 and from age 17-25 I had drifted from job to job, working in fast food, printing and aged care. The only career opportunities I was afforded I turned down because of disdain for my employment (fuck being an RN) So after stumbling out of another catastrophe of a boring job, I went to UOW college to pick up some study time and credit points to get on path for admission into a bachelors degree. In what? The plan at the time was exercise science, based on the fact that certain aspects and subjects in it are mildly interesting, and that I could do any one of a number of post grad degrees to specialize in any field that took my interest. (rehab, OT, physio, exercise physiologist eg)
Most importantly, easy to get a job, and they aren't particularly demanding jobs at that. 

I'm in the last semester of my pre university study, and I sat a test for the university access program. I needed good marks as I was applying for the higher stream of access. 
I got 66% in maths (a credit, and a huge surprise as I never did well in year 10 maths) and 100% in literacy, which apparently the person who called to congratulate me had never seen before. I was successful in my application. Then my best mate; who knows me better than anyone calls me, congratulates me, then informs me I'm a massive idiot for aiming for something I'm not especially interested in or good at to do a job that I won't love and will likely bore me. He says if I'm going to university I should stick to things I find interesting to get a job that I'd cherry pick if I could. 
The issue is if I could do anything I'd work in foreign affairs or intelligence, and I would study international studies, majoring in international relations, and learning mandarin as my language minor. 
However, I'd need to pair that fun but BS arts degree with something substantial to have any strong chance of working my dream job. 
Pair it with commerce (the weakest of the 3 degrees)
Pair it with economics and finance (oh god it's maths)
Pair it with law. (oh shit it's law)

The other issue, is if I bomb and don't get accepted into DFAT or ASIS/ASIO, I'd have a law or business degree (yay) with no desire to work as a lawyer or marketing manager/HR/economist eg. 
A lot of people who have been to uni I know think law suits me. (I'm a phenomenal reader, articulate and never shut the fuck up) I know a lot of people who got degrees for jobs they didn't end up liking and are back where they started, the issue is that they're my age, and I don't want to waste that kind of time in my life.
I have no parents to discuss this with or run to if it goes tits up, so I'm treating this far more seriously than "oh you can just change your mind after a semester or two"

Help me lads.