Devil-Dick Willie

There are no words in any language that can express how much I hate the fact that De Kock is captain. None. He's a wicket keeper, and a very talented lower order slogger. He didn't need that shit on his plate. Just Keep Faf in the job, if you HAD to switch it to a younger guy RIGHT THIS SECOND, give it to Markram. 

Lower order Pakistan stand gonna come up huge this game. A good 100 runs they shouldn't have will be the difference. 
Oh wait, what am I saying, Bavuma will save us  Kill me please. 

Wish these fucking diversity rules would fuck off. Cost SA several gun players in the past such as Abbot, KP, Olivier and others. And if that wasn't bad enough, Temba FUCKING BAVUMA stays in a side when he couldn't buy a century if it were sold to him by the Pakistani match fixing committee. All because he's black. Fuck off. 

9 hours ago, Stan said:

Haha that was one hell of a jinx 

Fuck you cunt. 

Still got batsmen to come, but losing bot set batsmen will likely kill us off. We need another 170 to make a real game of this. 

8 hours ago, McAzeem said:

Our No 11 batsman is a Test centurion in Australia against Starc, Cummins and Hazlewood, just wanted to remind 

Ah yes, the worlds most overrated pace attack.

Starc hasn't been good since Australia stopped getting the ball to magically swing in all conditions after sandpapergate

Hazlenut is a reasonable top of off bowler. Not as good as other non strike bowlers of the past though. 

Roll em for under 200 and we're in the box seat here. No more run outs. 

Ah yes, south africa following the guide to winning in the subcontinent with aplomb 

1. Win the toss. Check
2. Give away 3/4 top order wickets through run outs and idiotic shot selection not forcing the bowlers to get you out
3. wait what

On 24/01/2021 at 01:18, McAzeem said:

@Spike What are you gonna name your new brother in law ?

Quality big dick energy. 

"Conor wake up, it's time to fight jake paul"

Annnnd Poirier slept him. Thanks dusty!!!

5 hours ago, Gunnersauraus said:

@The Palace Fan so why is it the wrestling in nxt is better than the main shows? Do they hold back abit in the main shows, do they keep small guys who are good tecknical wrestlers on nxt? 

 

NXT used to be VERY good. It was a platform for the developmental guys, and a stop for veterans joining the company to get used to doing things the WWE way and get some momentum for 6-12 months before joining the main roster. Show was one hour a week, wrestling driven story lines. 
The answer to your question is that it's because Vince isn't involved. It was HHHs baby. 

Now it's a 2 hour show and more sports entertainmenty. Much worse. 

When the top of the roster was EC3, UE, Gargano, Ciampa, Ricochet, those were the days 

Actual footage of Pickford training for the next Liverpool game 

He's just saying it for clicks. No one thinks the guy who beat Alvarez and Aldo is a bum. Connor is one of the best boxers ever to step into the octagon. 
Even though he's overhyped for his antics and stuff he's way better in his own division than say, a Masvidal or Nate, both of whom are massively overrated due to their popularity. 

3 minutes ago, Gunnersauraus said:

Lol yeah mate. Only watched aew. No nothing about njpw or ring of honour or the bullet club

5 years back Bullet club were the biggest thing in wrestling. 
AJ styles was the groups leader, though it was Finn Balor who started the bullet club with the good brothers, GOD and Bad Luck Fale. 

Omega was the jnr weight
The Bucks were the jnr tag specialists
GOD and good brothers were the tag teams. 

Other members include Adam Cole, Cody Rhodes, hangman and Marty Scurll. 

Then, with no warning, Cody, Omega, Hangman and the Bucks all left NJPW to form a self indulgent wrestling company. Hence why there's no love between NJPW and AEW. 

3 hours ago, Gunnersauraus said:

@Devil-Dick Willie I'm assuming there is some history with kenny omega, the good brothers and the young bucks? 

Are you for real? 

 

"Can't wait to get you to the gabba"

Eat shit and live Paine 

India didn't even need to win, but they wanted to rub it in

Pant. A god. 

On 31/12/2020 at 04:12, Mpache said:

Mont Tremblant was fun - went dogsledding and finally got to see frozen lakes again, something that is hard to spot nowadays in southern Ontario. Global warming is a thing

Ah, I can see you're a Higuain fan. Eating all those pies. 

A draw it will be I think. There'll be rain tomorrow. Openers just gotta see off the new ball, Pujara and Rahane gotta drop anchor and let the Gills and Pants get the runs if the weather stays dry. 

If no rain tomorrow just focus on not losing silly wickets until tea. After tea, if you're within 150 and feel like you've got the wickets, go for it. 

16 hours ago, Stan said:

Could be a very competitive end to this game and the series then. India all-out for 336 which is decent and was good to see our lower order put up a good stand. 

Not sure what Australia will be comfortable with in terms of total to set. Do they go all out for 2 and a bit sessions and give themselves a day and a bit to bowl us out? 

I think the plan for Australia was to set a 300+ lead at/before/just after dinner and then give themselves the time to bowl out india. However, 2 big factors

1. They're 4 down with a 180 lead. Next wicket exposes Paine and the bowlers

2. The rain forecast

Guess no one ever told roman "Never give a woman your credit card"

Every time Lyon gets the ball in his hands I can actually hear the Indians thinking “let’s belt this bitch out of the attack” Even Pujara

2 minutes ago, Cicero said:

The bigger problem is having a manager who buys certain players and has no clue how to use them and is reluctant to change his system. 

Nah some dumb bitch buys the players right? 

But it's okay, because Tifo football says shes a genius. 

42 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

Joke he's not the champ. He beat Namibian consulate boy 3-2 in the rematch every day of the week. 

Okay @Stan @SpikeWTF. Is this a culture thing? W-o-g in Australia is a term (not considered racist) for anyone ranging from Italian to Turkish. Just wester european. It has nothing to do with namibia of all places 

We had 2 box office movies, as recently as middle of last decade called the W-o-g boy about a pair of greek australians. 

Even if you take out the flippy indie trash who can't actually work

Young Bucks, FTR, LAX, Best friends, SCU, are all great. Jurassic express (minus the dweeb) and even private party have potential in bags. Then Dustin/QT and Jericho/Hager are solid throw ins. 

In NJPW Roppongi 3k, GOD, Dangerous Tekkers and Desperado/Kanemaru are the only 4 dedicated tag teams to shout about. Everyone else is just singles stars thrown together. (and dangerous tekkers is basically that anyway) 

WWE has penty of great tag teams, and beats AEW if you combined them, but they're all split up and/or doing dumb shit

Miz/Morrison, UE, Lorchan and Birch, Moustache mountain, Imperium, New day, Street Prophets, Breezango, Hurt business ect if combined would be no 1. 

1 hour ago, Gunnersauraus said:

So who has the best tag team division out of nxt, raw, smackdown and AEW? I only watch nxt and aew. What about the womens division?

AEW by a country mile. They're just not being used well enough. AEWs tag division beats NJPWs tag division even. 

22 minutes ago, JoshBRFC said:

What a main event and what a performance from Holloway.

Over 700 strikes from him in the fight. 
 

 

Joke he's not the champ. He beat Namibian consulate boy 3-2 in the rematch every day of the week.