Devil-Dick Willie

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Ummmm. If we lose Milot and Jojo we will have 1 winger in the squad??? And a loanee at that 

Fuck my life. 

On 29/09/2020 at 19:32, Batard said:

On the flip side, heel Rollins is a bit dull I find. He was a much better baby face but it's clear it rather ran out of steam. Initially the Monday night messiah was an interesting gimmick, but he'd have been better off being an anti-hero than a full on heel. 

He forced his own hand by being a massive douche. His position as a face became untenable

Meanwhile, in the land of actually good wrestling 

G1 standings. 
 

8 hours ago, Eco said:

I have thought about trying these, do you think they add any speed though? I run, and have a couple of races on the radar (both over 300km), and need to add more muscle and explosiveness. 

To train speed you need to train strength and power. Heavy back squats, front squats, RDLs will get your glutes quads and hamstrings all strong, if you use a good program, you'll se very significant progress within 4 months. On top of that do a power day, back squats and conventional deadlifts at 50% load for low reps, at the highest explosive force possible. 

20 minutes ago, Toinho said:

I’m 15% potato. 

My blood type is beef gravy. 

21 hours ago, Cicero said:

Can you make your titties dance yet @Tommy?

Fuck me I could do that before I ever hit the gym hahaha. My tatoes were always chunky tho, I'm mildly broad chested, narrow waisted, but thin wristed. 

I'm 171 tall, 70kg, about 16% body fat. A bit over 50% skeletal muscle mass. 

100kg bench press
160kg deadlift (conventional)
175kg sumo deadlift
120kg squat.
50kg strict overhead press (pathetic) 

I have a herniated disk atm. So I'm only working on getting that bench up. I'd like to hit some casual powerlifting comps when my squats are up at and above 140. 

On 26/09/2020 at 08:08, Tommy said:

I've never been as muscular as I am now. I'm on a strict three times a week cardio, three times a week weight training, and it shows. What worries me is that I like touching my chest a lot now, because it feels so different, and I like it. Never going to be a poser though. Hate those idiots. 

Nah, lean into it, flex in the mirror lots. Never in public. 

2 hours ago, Cazza said:

Guess it's an East coast thing so I'll not comment, but then when you have a perfect city like Perth you need not bother with anywhere else.

Perth is too fucking big, too fucking hot, too fucking empty and too full of bogans and racist south africans imo. Also it's in the middle of nowhere which makes it hard to escape.  Good state government though. 

G1 

A block
* Jay White 4 points (2-0)
* Taichi 4 points (2-0)
* Will Ospreay 4 points (2-0)
* Kota Ibushi 2 points (1-1)
* Minoru Suzuki 2 points (1-1)
* Kazuchika Okada 2 points (1-1)
* Jeff Cobb 2 points (1-1)
* Yujiro Takahashi 0 points (0-2)
* Tomohiro Ishii 0 points (0-2)
* Shingo Takagi 0 points (0-2)

B block
* Tetsuya Naito 4 points (2-0)
* Toru Yano 4 points (2-0)
* Juice Robinson 4 points (2-0)
* Zack Sabre Jr. 2 points (1-1)
* KENTA 2 points (1-1)
* Hirooki Goto 2 points (1-1)
* EVIL 2 points (1-1)
* YOSHI-HASHI 0 points (0-2)
* SANADA 0 points (0-2)
* Hiroshi Tanahashi 0 points (0-2)

Some awesome matches so far. 

Just now, nudge said:

Easy, keep Kohfeldt. Under him we at least try to actually play football and the players also like him; the other three still give me nightmares. 

Nouri is my choice.

@nudge Fun game. If we were to replace Kohfeldt tomorrow, BUT it had to be Dutt, Skrypnyk or Nouri, who would you pick? Or would you keep Kohfeldt?

10 hours ago, nudge said:

To me it seems that both the manager and the team still have some sort of a mental block when it comes to competitive matches. Not sure how to explain it otherwise. 

I can't blame the team in the formation that was played for what happened there. 

G1 climax off to a flier. Some crazy good first round matches! And what a wrestler Zack Sabre Jnr is. 

Holy Emperor taichi off to a winning start too

@Spike Last night I had pre drinks at home while playing Morrowind, at a yuppie bar with the boys at 9, at the club at 11, in the club toilets having a group conversation at 12, in the pokies at 2, at home at 4, and other than getting up twice to vomit, and once to rush to McDonalds down the street to buy breakfast before 10.30 I didn't get out of bed til 3.30pm

I am truly the chosen one. 

On 07/07/2020 at 08:07, nudge said:

She's brilliant.

Are you bisexual?

10 hours ago, Gunnersauraus said:

@Devil-Dick Willie a few weeks behind on dynamite. Was great to see orange Cassidy get a clean victory over jericho. 

With the worlds most botched roll up!

Morrowind bitches. The greatest game of all time. 

Hey, Rooney was way into that as well.

Back when Tiger woods got undone by this kind of shit (but x1000) my friend and I were discussing what we would likely do if we were rich and famous in terms of relationships. The conclusion we came to was that you shouldn't be having a wife/committed relationship or kids before you retire, or at least until you're 30. There's just so much top quality cooch coming your way all the time you're never going to be able to resist it all all the time. As we know, men are werewolves. One part civilized and socialized and one part horny fucking testosterone monster. All men are a different mix of each, but rest assured, the beast will get its way. Not everyone is gonna be a twat like Foeden and premeditated bring chicks into a locked down zone to cheat on your misso, but out drunk with the lads, or on the marching powder, you're asking for trouble.    

Anyone living the lambo life has no business having a kid at 20, or a committed misso unless you have a predetermined understanding.

3 hours ago, Stan said:

Does it change your opinion on how the season might go before these friendlies were played? 

I honestly think it was more important this season for us to play some simple games and gel as a team and get confidence rather than play a mini cup vs Bayern Dortmund and frankfurt or some shit. Get the team all moving in the right direction and get Selke fit and on the score sheet.

19 minutes ago, nudge said:

Nah, not really. I think our squad is good enough to not be involved in the relegation battle, but then I thought the same last season and we all know how that turned out...  

This time we won't lose 6 center backs to injury at the same time hopefully   

Watched some of the friendlies. Erras got pings. 

13 minutes ago, Spike said:

I know nothing about Wollongong, I imagine it is just Toowoomba on the NSW coast.

Double the size and population, but sure. Its more like a wannabe mini Sydney, or a slightly less shit Newcastle 

Just now, Spike said:

I take it that is where you live? I'm not opposed to live in a smaller town outside of a larger city, preferably in QLD though, north of Brisbane would be ideal. Illlawarra is too far south for me, but I'd definitely choose it over getting shot in Chicago and having to go through another fucking miserable winter with five hours of sunlight a day and I want to kill myself because it is -20'.

 

More mines than the rest of Ausmineia.

Nah I live in West Wollongong. Dapto is the povo part of the Illawarra (along with Berkeley, Unanderra, Bellami, Warrawong and Albion Park)

21 minutes ago, Spike said:

Of course, I just wanted to bellyache about it because apparently it is 'news' now. Also thanks Libs for ass-ramming me with negative-gearing and property price skyrocketing pretty much making it impossible for me to move back to my own home country because I can't afford to own and in some cases even rent a decent property to live. I don't wanna live in Sydney's suburban sprawl.

Live in dapto

3 hours ago, Spike said:

CONGRATULATIONS AUSTRALIA YOU'VE OFFICIALLY ENTERED A RECESSION, THOUGH I'M SURE THAT THE GREAT ECONOMIC MANAGERS DID EVERYTHING THEY COULD TO PREVENT IT

@Devil-Dick Willie @Harry @Toinho

I leave the country for five fucking years and you cunts let them ruin it. I'm gonna have to make a three stop visit next time, I'm home to teach you blokes a lesson in painenomics

We were technically in a recession already. Economic growth was being outstripped by increasing population, we were in a retail recession, unemployment was high and even before corona our national debt had doubled under the libs. 

It's unfathomable that we elected them. The worlds dumbest cunts, reading the worlds most biased newspapers are responsible.