Devil-Dick Willie

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Me. Finally strikers will play up front, midfielders will play in the midfield, defenders will defend, Neuer will only play 1 more game (a testimonial against Brazil). Things like the way different players affect each other on the pitch, and the specific roles players fill for their clubs will be important and considered.

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Lows squad selections seemed so braindead, strikerless teams attacking with no focal point or direction, players playing out of position in absolute headscratchers, and Flick seemed like he would be such a breath of fresh air after a good 6 or so years of Low falling off the wagon. Instead it was groundhog day, I'm just glad this happened quickly. Now can we raid Poland for some strikers and get back to greatness?

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You're 15. It's 4 o'clock, after school on a Friday. You're hanging with your 2 best mates, one of them brought some of his dads weed and you're smoking a billy in the garage. Mum is coming home at 6.30 and is bringing dominos for dinner, and your 4th mate will be round in halfa with his xbox and a copy of halo ODST. The boys are on, and life is good. This is the soundtrack to a moment in time.

How was it, I love both bands and have seen them separate and together! I have electric callboy tickets for end of year

Obviously you don't make a fifa move. But I'm sure there are some brilliant players that are at least 'half' available for the right price, and yeah, you might write off this season a touch, but given you've had a lot of transfers already it would just be a continuation of you freshening up the squad. If you win the league or CL this season and Salah plays a big role, I'm wrong and you can sue me. But otherwise I really do think this is a great time to make the sale (if not this summer then next)

I really disagree with the prevailing sentiment here. Salah is in his early 30s, still his prime, but potentially the tail end of his prime. In this market Liverpool can literally buy 2 players for 150 with change to spare. Grab one of the top players in the world to replace him, and move on.

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Jordan Peterson, for all the dumb things he is, is still a qualified psychologist, and capable of intelligent thought. I used to enjoy watching some of his lectures on the allegory nature of Disney films, back before watching anything associated with him became embarrassing. JP took a collection of baseline self-help points, and then framed them in a 'it's boys must become men, and it's men VS women' perspective. Cheat code, to finally aim self help at those who want it most by pandering to their world view. He's doubled and tripled down on that perspective since maps of meaning and 12 rules for life, and has become a joke to anyone who is normal (or normalish even). If Petersen is the dad to a disenfranchised generation, Tate is the cool older brother. A misogynist, a sex trafficker, a man who places material wealth over everything. He wants men to work hard... but clowns on them for having a normal job? His Bugatti was rented too which is hilarious to me. As far as 'he says good or correct things sometimes', just remember Hitler loved dogs and hated cigarettes and smoking.

The problem both times, has been that some dumb prick has called out Punk on national TV, and Punk has escalated it in response. As someone said online that I saw. Imagine if say, Zak Ryder when trying to make a name for himself called out the Undertaker on national TV. He'd be punched in the fucking head the second he got backstage. Management would then side with taker. Now I'm not saying that's 100% right, but Perry should be punished severely, and Punk should certainly not be fired for telling him to fuck off then grabbing him when he came at him.

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Read for 10-20 minutes first thing in the morning to switch your brain on instead of scrolling insta and tik tok to switch it off Flirt very mildly with just about everyone who is receptive to it. It will open doors. Use dishwashing liquid to clean just about everything. It is designed to clean ceramics, glass, metals and plastic, and be non reactive with skin, is inexpensive and smells nice. Use it to clean the kitchen, the bathroom. your car, your dog. Whatever.

Richarlison has stolen a fucking living in football. Possibly the biggest flog I can remember. Crap, crap attitude.

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If that dog ever plays again I want away fans (and as many home fans who aren't gawking tourists) to make this Kurt Zouma x100. Absolutely bomb him with hate. Make his playing in England untenable.

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I mean, Jay wasn't the guy. However, the guy window is narrowing. Lesnar or Cena aren't going to do it. It literally has to be either Cody, or someone needs to be elevated big time. Maybe Seth.