Devil-Dick Willie

I mean, Jay wasn't the guy. However, the guy window is narrowing. Lesnar or Cena aren't going to do it. It literally has to be either Cody, or someone needs to be elevated big time. Maybe Seth.

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This will be 5-0, and I thought as much after game 1. Smith and Marnus scored fuck all and Australia still won. Game 2 England were behind all the way and it took a Stokes miracle to make it respectable. Bazball is fun, I enjoy watching the fast moving innings for sure, but only through huge luck in a few key moments did England beat Pakistan, and they couldn't win the series against NZ. Yes, this is a far better showing than last ashes, but the bar is low. A team with a fat wicket keeper, no spinner, a quartet of medium pacers and an entire batting line up where no matter how 'settled in' they are, the next wicket can come at any moment isn't going to win games where the par score is 700+. Gotta play green tops and use the confidence and aggression to win in sketchy low scoring games where the ability to score 150 a session actually does more good than harm.

I think the declaration was bad when it was made, win or loss. There has to be a line somewhere, I'm fine with baz ball being aggressive and a few silly looking wickets being given away (Stokes and Ali in the first innings for example) but to declare with root out there on a hundred on a flat pitch was insanity. Rule 1 of test cricket, make the opponent take 20 wickets.

I try to live a balanced life. 'beers and berries in the fridge' style. That pic of me in the yellow was at pre drinks for an EDM festival, but I am still active at the gym and running (though I'm a bit chubby from uni peaking in difficulty). I am definitely trying to move away from the activities of my mid 20s and into the future though.

I turned 30 a few months ago

Yeah I will be running 10-15ks from now on, but I'm gonna make sure I have great shoes, and still hit as much trail over concrete as possible.

I am going noticeably bald and am a little chubbier than I'd like because it's exam season. Thank you for the confidence boost, I'll hit up @Spikes mum tonight

Yeah I need new runners. My old ones that I did this in are flat, well worn, tread is mostly gone and my knees and calves are absolutely hammered.

I'd say that about 5ks was natural and the rest concrete. I finished in just under 2 hours which is far better than I expected. I was hoping for 2.15 or so.

@Eco Running my first half marathon today. Wish me luck boyos.

How much did Arsenal lead by 10 weeks ago? Embarrassing for them. In a season with no champions league football to distract them, and a mid season world cup to exhaust teams with more international stars, they let a 8 or 9 point lead die in a flash. Dropped 6 points in 3 games against Liverpool, Southampton and the hammers, before getting smoked by City.

Gane needs a year of wrestling before he should step in the cage again. Would love to see coke head vs Stipe.

There are so many variables! Do you prefer a slaloming run? A cunt stomping net thrasher? A meh goal with a great assist. An important goal that was cool, or a 10/10 goal in a nothing game? ect ect. Very interesting question. It's close between an unbelievable (but lucky) header from Mohwald, but I'll give it to franco di santos chip.

This is @Beelzebub defending his homeland against the Indian invaders. 2024 colorized.

Mate a fucking house in Australia costs millions. And for the last fucking time ROCKETS AREN'T MISSILES. You make it sound like Pakistan just gave Ukraine the means to glass the fucking earth when in fact they gave them some 1960s 12 cm firecrackers.

Can't talk, Papua New Guinea just sent 6 AKs and a can of beans to Ukraine, I might be conscripted soon.

You're not worth mine either, as you refused to cover the most glaring point I made. That you're on your knees begging russia for oil and are about the closest thing to an ally they have right now. And yes, it's a financial war of attrition. (Remember the bit about india having double the population and 9x the GDP oh wait) And the supplies Nato and the US are giving the Ukraine are what's currently the decisive stratagem. Not fucking Pakistan . But whatever go do some burpies if you think you'll be conscripted bro. But if you aren't conscripted by the end of next year you owe the forum a full months donations.

Because boxing is as relevant as lawn bowls these days.

Hahahahaha You're comparing Pakistan delivering a few crates of ammo to Ukraine... to China delivering weapons to the anti western side of the war? What a joke. I know they did, and yes, there is a massive difference between the 2 sides without global intervention, and you'd have to be a fuckwit (or subject to a lot of nationalism) to see it. It's like me saying Australia vs China would be a fair fight hahahaha. India have an excellent army, they've folded you in the past, and would fold you again. Proxy war or not. You're too proud to see it. Sure, there is a non zero possibility that the world would cut India off to the extent that they've cut off russia, and you get bankrolled and supplied Drones, weapons platforms and missiles to the extent Ukraine has from the free world, but I doubt it. For many many reasons. Sure, there would be some hats thrown into the ring, but Pakistan vs India is not in the same stratosphere as Russia vs Ukraine.

I know more about WW2 especially than you ever will. Russia would barely notice compared to the PMs of every western nation visiting, and you sent ammo lol. Who cares. You're also pleading neutrality and begging the Russians for discount oil. So I'd say you have FAR better relations with russia than most nations. Pure speculation. Besides. India has WAY more troops, more money. They have double the military, 9x the GDP, and they already have as much shit from Russia as could be spared. You've lost every war to India, and it would be no different if the 2 nations duked it out, no matter if Russia aided India or not (or how fit super soldier Beelzebub became)