Berserker

Fuck off Black Manta

South Atlantic Ocean, literally mins away from my house.

I agree, it's a little off-center..

I'd say between 8-10 years.

I'll have your GF give me a lesson or two.

Congrats, do you know if it's a boy or a girl yet or is it too son?

We should probably stop producing shampoos because there are a few baldies out there...

I miss the old obese, wheelchair-bound you.

I already have you on it you twatic flid.

I feel like trolling someone on Twitter, any suggestions?

Well not exactly lottery but about 15 years ago there was a TV show on here where they played some kind of bingo and you had to guess the numbers over the phone, one day we were seeing the show at home and out of the blue some numbers came to my mind, i told my family the numbers and that i desperately wanted to play, sadly we had those phones where you charged credit through cards at the time, and we had ran out of it so we couldn't make the call. I was sure the numbers were correct and guess what, they fucking were! It was a random five figures number, had that call went through i would have won about USD $40.000. I was frustrated and devastated for years because of it and to this day i still cannot explain how that number suddenly came to my mind.

So you are safe?, congrats!

Cure Brian

They should be all taken to and locked in a remote island.

Anton

I was talking about renting eh. Yeah living with your parents it's quite convenient, specially if you can save a good amount to be in a good position when you do move out without having to worry of not knowing if you'll make it till the end of the month or not. Yeah ideally you'd get a mortgage, in that case the minimum down payment is 5% of the value of the property, average is around 17%. Here mortgages practically didn't exist till this year since a long time ago, you could only get credits and they were impossible to get for about 70% of the population and they had silly interest rates. So most people who bought a house either saved most of the money and then got an small credit to cover the rest, or they rented which is/was not easy to get in downtown Buenos Aires neither as you needed a house in the same town to use it as a guarantee apart from 4 months in advance (current month, one month deposit and two months as payment for the real-state company) it was almost impossible to achieve for most people. Luckily things are getting better in that aspect recently as the government has made credits of to about £100k payable in 30 years available to people earning upwards two minimum wages. That's not impossible to get, but you do need to either be on a registered job, but that's kinda difficult when 35% of the working population does so in unregistered jobs, and that's precisely the majority of people who don't own a house.

I'd say you'd need about £1500 to cover all the expenses for the first month, add about £400 more if you have to buy the furniture and such.

Fair enough, looking forward to the aftermaths!

That's a nice way to get a free Helicopter flight, well thought freckles!

Sim, e vc?

Oh c'mon, friends with Brian?

Oh fuck off you spacker! gotta admit it did crease me up though.. True Bender