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Nah, those samples of DNA are too valuable.

I haven't before, but thanks to you, I will now I bet they're still cleaner than some human hookers in a brothel, to be honest. Self-cleaning internal mechanisms? Automatic desinfection after each guest? Endless possibilities...

That, and then also Westworld-like sexrobots in amusement parks.

I'd say either rosemary-garlic-lime shrimp (I have a few ways to cook shrimp, but this one is by far my favourite) or a peppercorn-crust steak.

Hyperpole setters in each class: Bring on the race!

We're desperate for money to survive + we got relegated + all of the players underperformed for years + there were not many offers and interest altogether + it's the worst time to sell, as outside of the big clubs that are not interested in this caliber of players, transfer budgets are significantly lower than 2-3 years ago. Really an unfortunate set of circumstances.

This ignores the fact that sick or injured men are actually worse than babies and she'll have to babysit him now, too

Final qualifying results for tomorrow's hyperpole:

Good start!

5m + 2m in bonuses, reportedly.

Should have started with Himmel un Ähd mit Blotwohsch...

You can find all financial data on all clubs in the DFL end of financial year report here: https://www.dfl.de/de/hintergrund/lizenzierungsverfahren/finanzkennzahlen-der-proficlubs/ After having a quick look, in the 1. Bundesliga, only Augsburg, Freiburg, Hoffenheim, Leipzig, and Bayern made profit last year, while Leverkusen and Wolfsburg had a balance of 0 (no profit, no loss).

It's Le Mans week, @Eco...

Johan Mina is joining Estoril Praia on loan.

Yeah, so many uses, yet will probably end up predominantly in combat.

Yeah, and something we knew for a long time now.

Supervisory board member Thomas Krohne stands down with immediate effect as he's unhappy with Marco Bode, the unwillingness to make changes, and general trust in transparent and democratic processes in the club. The last drop was Bode's statement to the press on Sunday (regarding Frank Baumann's work and future) without discussing it with all the members of the board. His last message: „Einen Neuanfang für Werder Bremen kann es nur geben, wenn der echte und feste Wille für Veränderungen da ist. Diesen Willen sehe ich nicht.“ Fuck. We're officially worse than HSV.

Whoa. This looks like a massive improvement, it's crazy how far they've come already.

Maximilian Eggestein has a beautiful ring to it though!

Maxi Eggestein joins Freiburg as Santamaria's replacement. No details on transfer fee yet. Eduardo dos Santos Haesler was loaned out to Nordsjaelland.

And they just signed Maxi Eggestein as Santamaria's replacement.

As expected.

Brilliant post. I'd add these two: "No Good Men Among the Living: America, the Taliban, and the War through Afghan Eyes" by Amand Gopal "Games Without Rules: The Often Interrupted History of Afghanistan" by Tamim Ansary

His crossing and corners are atrocious. Thought it maybe was an issue with us, but watching him play for Sweden in the Euros, it's quite clearly not. Also often out with muscular injuries, and I didn't expect him to sulk like a little bitch about leaving us, considering that he's been touted as a "model professional" before. Definitely a decent signing for ca. 5m, but fuck him anyway.

Augustinsson is a fucking disappointment.