The Artful Dodger

Hopefully goes to Real Madrid, it's what he always dreamed of.

McMannaman was too, Gerrard claims he wasn't but lot's of rumours he was including genuine pictures of him being in an Everton kit. Everton are the scouse club after all.

Even as someone who thinks One Day is a waste of time, this has been a dreadful world cup for weather.

Jeremy Hunt is a lickspittle, toady rat. Speaking up a war he is in no danger of, even Jesus would not forgive war cheerleaders like him.

As a pure striker, surely Rush? The amount of goals he scored was incredible. From what I hear Dalglish was far more of a creative player and not just a pure striker and is Liverpool's greatest ever player.

The UK has absolutely no need to involve itself in this, just stay out of it.

Not good for the game when you get scorelines like this but let's not forget there were some mental scorelines in earlier worldcups, Zaire and Saudi Arabia spring to mind.

It's big risk but the more I think about it, why not Lampard? He's an intelligent man who will immediately command the respect of the players, fans and media. He did okay at Derby, nothing sensational and tactically got outthought quite a bit, but he's still young. Given the potentially difficult circumstances Chelsea will be in I think an on pitch hero might be the unifying figure they need. Or it could go absolutely tits up and their midtable or worse next year.

The ability to play well with both feet SHOULD be an absolute necessity but you even sometimes see Premier League players quite clearly a lot weaker on one foot than the other. Composure is possibly the greatest attribute a footballer can have, which is probably more mental than physical. We can all be good with no pressure on, but the ability to stay calm and play through anything is invaluable.

The worst mistake Remain made was letting Osborne and Cameron be the face of it, the two architects of austerity were always going to haemorrhage voters to whoever opposed them.

Does anyone remember Wednesday4life? Fuck me he was hilarious, had some great slanging matches with that tit.

I'd be amazed if Manchester City were after him, he's a sold Premiership player but doubt he'd be up to that level.

Real Madrid have been absolutely appalling this year. This is no wondrous achievement. Likewise the 3-0 at the Nou Camp was not reflective of the game at all. I don't even know who's better, or care but your obvious agenda when it comes to anything like this is palpable.

De Ligt is linked with Barcelona and Barcelona fanboys like to think they have some spiritual connection (other than completely stealing and raping Ajax's whole identity), that's why he 'thinks' De Ligt and Ajax are better.

Gove was going to be exposed, this wasn't some fit of honesty just got it in first.