Bluebird Hewitt

Not going tonight, so we'll probably win 4-0.

Nah, ours is also top 2, with top 6 minimum. I'm not even joking. That's what Tan apparently said for this season.

Saturday 5th October, 2024 Coventry 1-2 Sheff Weds Lille 1-1 Toulouse, 18.00 Schalke 2-0 Hertha Berlin, 19.30 Toronto 2-2 Inter Miami, 21.00 Sunday 6th October, 2024 Juventus 2-0 Cagliari, 11.30 Anderlecht 1-0 Standard Liege, 12.30 Aberdeen 1-1 Hearts Bristol City 3-0 Cardiff Feyenoord 2-1 FC Twente, 13.30 Sevilla 1-1 Real Betis, 17.30

You scored more goals yesterday than we have in 7 games. Calm your tits.

Ah yeah, that makes sense as they were celebrating 120 years yesterday. Shows how interested I was in our game.

Well we've got out only poont against Swansea in a Derby, so here's hoping we pull off a miracle and get another point next week. Hull were in their home kit weren't they (orange and black stripes)?

And we're getting even more fisted. Ironically, we've actually looked alright going forward, which is odd to say when we've only scored 2 goals in 7 games.

And normality has well and truly been resumed.

And now we're back to normal.

And that lasted long.

FUCKING HELL. WE SCORED A GGGGOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!! Robinson did look offside mind, but I don't really care.

I change it as I please.

In fairness, Leeds ripped us apart and they only won 2-0.

We'll get tanked 2-0.

Asking Tan and the board to think quickly is too much for them. I'm sure Bellamy has said he'd never manage us under Tan as well. As for Jones, a few of us have said similar, but I'll be shocked if we go for a manager we have to pay for. Most likely be someone uninspiring like Rob Page, basically out of work and happy to be a yes man.

Saturday 28th September, 2024 Motherwell 2-0 St Mirren Oxford 1-3 Burnley Bologna 0-2 Atalanta, 19.45 Monaco 2-0 Montpellier, 20.00 Sunday 29th September, 2024 New York RB 2-2 New York City FC, 00.30 Aston Villa Women 3-1 Tottenham Women, 16.30 AZ Alkmaar 1-1 Utrecht, 19.00 Atletico Madrid 1-3 Real Madrid, 20.00 Sao Paulo 1-1 Corinthians, 20.00 Benfica 3-0 Gil Vicente, 20.30

I wouldn't have thought that was any reason at all, but unfortunately there is some truth to it, as the below picture shows of our bench.

It varies, but with Tan's reign, we've chopped and changed far too much, usually because they're cheap options and have to work under Tan and the board, of which some transfers are imposed on managers by the club. Since Tan took over, we've had the following managers: Dave Jones (part) - Did superbly, but could never get us over the finish line Malky Mackay - Got us to the prem, but had a falling out with Tan due to dodgy deals Ole - Shite Russell Slade - Did a job, despite having one hand tied behind his back, but was a cheap option Paul Trollope - Cheap and shite Neil Warnock - Cheap, but one that actually succeeded. Left under a bit if a cloud looking back Neil Harris - Cheap. Started well, then turned shite Mick McCarthy - Cheap and shite Steve Morrison - Internal promotion, so cheap. Started ok, but struggled soon after. Bit of an arrogant prick as well. Mark Hudson - Internal promotion, cheap, shite Sabri Lamouchi - Cheap, but kept us up despite having very little to work with Erol Bulut - Cheap (I believe). Did well first season, but piss poor start now and sheer arrogance meant he had to go Excluding caretakers, that's 12 managers in 14 years or so.

Even if we had him for free and had to pay for the taxi, it'd still be too much.

That costs money.

No surprises at all. I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, considering the transfer embargo last season, but the end of last season coupled with the terrible start we've had, regardless of the opposition, meant he had to go really. Publicly criticising the players and fans to mask his own criticisms and arrogance didn't help. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cvgw152jg2lo Fuck knows which Tan puppet we'll have next. @RandoEFC mentioned that Everton must be the most miserable club to support in the UK. We must be extremely close.

Bagel red card and 1-0 down. This is going to get ugly both on and off the pitch.

ChatGPT doesn't know there's 3 r's in strawberry, so we're some way off that yet.

He could be sacked by then if results don't pick up. When I saw the fixture list I expected a tough start, nut not to the point where we've still struggled to create chances and score goals, while leaking goals for fun as well.

Honestly, we're so piss poor at the moment that there's little to be positive about.