Yoshinori Muto - Newcastle Sign Player AND Pay a Fee

[Dave]

Newcastle have agreed a deal believed to be £9.5m with Mainz to sign Japanese striker Yoshinori Muto.

 

@Harvsky @Rafa Beneathus

[Honey Honey]

Although his record looks poor it's still someone to fall in love with.

Maybe we will dislike him like Joselu though. Either way if he doesn't work out we know it's because he was a cheap Mitro replacement.

Rafa said that a striker that can kick the ball forwards costs £15m, a striker that can score goals costs £25m. So at £9.5m God knows what this lad can do 

[Rafa Beneathus]

We really are the fucking tramps of the Premier League.

[Honey Honey]

Signed. Here's the club video where they play stereotypical Japanese music in the background. That's like me joining FC Tokyo and them blasting fog on the Tyne in the background.

 

[Dr. Gonzo]

Mike Ashley today:

[JoshBRFC+]

Do Newcastle just not have the money?

I thought Rafa would be given money to spend? Hardly an inspiring singing this is it.

[Dave]

He wasn't even one of the fast ones at the World Cup.