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I will be making Italian beef on the weekend.

APPARENTLY, I'm going to the Tennessee mountains during the summer. Well, fuck me that isn't that exciting. Sick up to me tits of the South.

You see Storts, it's comments like this that make our American rendezvous a fucking hard secret to keep.

It's 'vaca frita' noob Just fill me up with a solid Cuban hoagie

FUCK Bobby Hull. He is literally one of worst human beings imaginable, I wouldn't piss on his geriatric carcass if it was on fire in an orphanage. Not only does he have a history of violence that includes, beating the shit out of several wives, threatening his wife with a shotgun, smashing his wife's skull open with a steel stiletto, but he still creeps around women. My brother-in-law works as a bartender in Chicago and Hull frequents his bar, the dude will never leave until the female waiters give him a kiss. The last time the NJ Devils were at the UC he harassed another my sister-in-law until she gave him a kiss, wouldn't let her pass and even offered her a 'ride on his handlebars'. Voynov was banned from the league for hitting his wife but Hull gets a statue, children walking around thinking he is a hero to the point they have his name on their shirts and a fat paycheque from the Blackhawks.

I don't wear other men's names on my back.

I didn't know you were a Hawks fan.

Actually went to a game a few days later. A 4-0 loss to the Kings...

Me in my natural, relaxed frame of mind.

Me on the right.

Scotland was a mistake.

There is two within in the CBD of Brisbane but they are usually dead and full of tourists. Brisbane is coffee addicted like Melbourne. You cannot walk five metres without running into a place that sells coffee.

I cooked a taco bowl with dry-rubbed chicken, rice with cilantro and lime, caramalised onions and green capsicum, and pico de gallo made with serrano, habanero, green capscicum, and onion. Wasn't spicy enough.

Now I'm definitely sure you are in a relationship with Kloppische.

The bear in leather just screams TSUUUUUUUBASA.

Tsubasa and Kloppische

I'm a big fan of pastillas de leche, to be honest.

'¡Adios, America!' by Ann Coulter. Interesting read, very well researched and often very inflammatory. No pulled punches on the history of American immigration and the future of it. Being an immigrant myself, I thought it'd be worth a read. One of the best moments of the book is the argument that 'America isn't a nation of immigrants' but 'a creation of Dutch and British settlers'. 'How can the settlers be immigrants if they had not nation to immigrate to?'.

Starbucks is another American consumerism cult like Apple. It doesn't even have good product, everything is reduced down to the cheapest, sweetest essentials. The massala chai is overly sweet and tastes nothing like authentic chai should, pumpkin spice smells like burnt plastic, mocha tastes like out-of-date Hershey's chocolate (some of the worst chocolate I've ever had in my life), all the Teavana teas are mediocre, the matcha has sugar in it, and the espresso machines usually burn the shots. It is a true tragedy especially coming from a city like Brisbane that has 'European-esque' coffee culture. Mainly because Australia didn't create a coffee culture from scratch, it inherited it from Greek and Italian immigrants that already knew their shit. Over time Australian coffee culture grew and they invented awesome drinks like the 'flate white' and the 'long black'. SOME of the coffee roasts are okay but usually they taste no better than a shitty instant coffee you could buy in any other part of the world. Some of the dark roasts are absolutely awful, the Italian tastes burnt and the French roast smells like rotting fish. Pike is incredibly acid for a medium roast and Komodo Dragon is like drinking sulfuric acid. The Christmas Bold is pretty good, Casi Cielo is fantastic and that Hawaiian dark roast is fantastic.

No thanks, I deal with annoying morning people at Starbucks, I don't think I could do the same but with alcohol added. Sports bars are the worst, in fact I hate the entire nightlife culture of South. WHAT KIND OF PUB DOESN'T HAVE POOL TABLES AND DARTS? I make a lot of observations at work, given that it's a customer service job I spend most of my time interacting with people passing through, whether they are one-off customers or regulars. I can comfortably say that white women love frapuccinos and overly sweet shit that would make a normal person's pancreas die from overworking and black people are usually the rudest, most impatient and most entitled customers. Everytime another Starbucks partner from a different store comes in, I usually want to kill them because they order the most retarded drinks with the most alterations. ARRRRGH, WHY DO PEOPLE NEED A VENTI, TWELVE PUMP CHAI, WITH NOT WATER, EXTRA HOT, NO FOAM, COCONUT MILK, TWO PUMPS OF WHITE MOCHA, UPSIDE FUCKING DOWN?

You're probably right but I desperately don't want to commute to Atlanta from Lawrenceville. Hell hath no fury like a Atlantan highway.

I'm fine with it (I chose to be an immigrant, I can accept the repercussions) as long as no-one claims that I have white-privilege.

As an idiot on Twitter would say: 'It's a doggy dog world'. Took me over a year to get an interview in the States because I'm foreign.

I think the kid he talks about being held back two years is Dani Carvajal.

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