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@The Rebel CRS she's 10 weeks pregnant with no sex drive fella!

Surprisingly plenty to talk about still, IFAB wants to kill football, Muslim extremists want to drive their cars into us so they can kill infidels. Idiots want to drive their cars into innocent Muslims so they can kill brown people - because they're obviously terrorists if you're a spacker white supremacists - and I would kill for regular sex. How you doing?

We're in Zakynthos, the resort is nice, surrounding areas aren't much to write home about to be honest. The weather is incredible though, hotel is mint and food is good too and that's enough for me. A week is more than adequate. I'd go stir crazy in this heat for more than a week. You on a beer holiday or missus vacation?

It's hitting 35 here then!

Arrived in Greece today. Fuck my life it's hot

I am genuinely shocked at that fee. He's a good player ... but that amount. Wow.

Monaco are an annoyingly decent business model, they've made so much profit on players they hand picked for peanuts and are replacing with the next crop of talent. I suspect this means Matic will be a marginal figure, he's not as mobile as the rest of the Chelsea midfield. Bakayoko represents everything Conte admires, passion, energy, dynamism and technique

I see Palace have changed their mind over Steve and now don't want to sell him back. I suspect it's for more money.

Unfortunate. Either a misguided loyalty to the Catholic Church for votes and acceptance or just a very confused modus operandi

It will be interesting to see how this is received - no euphemism intended - from West to East politically. Gay Irish Indian. It'll enrage the extremists and bigots everywhere. Good. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/02/leo-varadkar-becomes-irelands-prime-minister-elect

We should setup a support group for undersexed fathers-to-be.

I beat one out everyday and have taken to watching Star Trek Voyager after. It's as weird as it sounds

When did you hold the funeral for your sex life? Or did you cremate your penis?

Don't I know it. I barely tickle your colon

I think I might be able to count on one hand how many times I'll get sex this year. Before I use it to engage in romantic liaisons with myself. Living the dream

Pregnancy and all being good impending fatherhood is a beautiful and amazing thing ... but for the love of God I may lose my mind if we don't have sex again until the child is born. Well. Obviously I have @Storts on speed dial but it's not the same. He makes me feel cheap. I honestly question what sort of father I'm going to be, and wonder what the hell my son and/or daughter would think of me, when they see me writing bollocks like this

Hard boiled eggs in curry sounds wrong ... but tastes so good

Are you not a fastidious wiper, Harv?

The very same! I believe he wrote three books in the series. They're terrible.

Not at all. Google it. It's 100% legit

He's a useless fat cunt dining off his playing career. Have you heard about the detective books he wrote, they are hilariously awful.

This just in from the spelling police. Grenada is a Caribbean island. On topic, probably the only region he'd be a successful manager in.

He's 23, has a good decade in him to go at the top level in my opinion, he's worth that in my mind. I remember people balking at the Buffon fee in 2001, now it looks like some of the best business ever done.

I rated him at Roma so £50-60m for him I see as damn good business, especially when you compare its the equivalent asking price for Virgil van Dijk