DeadLinesman

19 miles, 27 minute drive.

World Drivers' Champion: Max Verstappen

World Constructors' Champion: Red Bull

How many different drivers will win at least one race? Seven

How many different constructors will score at least one podium? Seven

Which driver will have the most retirements? Ocon

Team-mate championship battles - which driver will score the most points from each team?

Red Bull - Max Verstappen 

Ferrari - Charles Leclerc

Mercedes - Lewis Hamilton

Alpine - Pierre Gasly

McLaren - Lando Norris 

Alfa Romeo - Valtteri Bottas 

Aston Martin - Fernando Alonso 

Haas - Nico Hulkenberg?

Alpha Tauri - Yuki Tsunoda 

Williams - Alexander Albon 

Fury is wank, yet I’m still convinced he’s actually holding back…..

1 hour ago, Juniper said:

Do you have a link source stating this?

This is the latest I can find from the BBC so not sure if accurate. Mason Greenwood attempted rape charges dropped - BBC News (2nd February).

If he plays for us again, it will be a Cazztastrophe.

Same shit, different day. Fuck off @Spike X

Get a room you tarts.

I‘m so happy that United are about to buy a title that my support of the club is under genuine consideration. Don’t look at Twitter and Facebook for genuine fan responses. 

Just now, True Blue said:

Phillip will be delighted @DeadLinesman

It was reported in The S*n. Says it all really. United haven’t even ended their internal investigation which has nothing to do with ETH. A bloke that dropped Rashford for being late isn’t going to integrate Greenwood into this team. And if he does, fuck him and fuck Manchester United.

Do you win a trophy after every fucking game like 

Martial injured AGAIN after a 20 minute jog against Forest. Needs to be fucked off sharpish in the summer.

1 hour ago, Devil said:

Not having that I'm afraid, your entitled to your opinion but I don't believe it to be true.

He won't get the chance, Adidas and all the main sponsors will surely step in due to the size of the deals they have with the club.

I know an awful lot of match going reds. Not a single one wants that odious cunt to ever play again. All the E-Reds are buzzing though. 

I always switch off till the SuperBowl once the Vikings are out. So usually week 18…..

5 minutes ago, nudge said:

 

Oh look, another one. 

Jesus Christ. This isn’t going well at the minute.

That’s our plans for MITB cancelled. Gutted.

16 minutes ago, Lucas said:

Did the kids have you up at 5am again today by any chance 

Old Trafford isn't bad to be fair. I saw a T20 there. Headingley, Edgbaston and Old Trafford would be my picks for Tests personally.

Never been to Trent Bridge. Lords and The Oval are a bit too posh.

London trip, 5:40am drop off at the station. Fucking knackered. 
 

My nephew lives in the terraces behind Headingley. Been to a few matches and the Rugby and it’s always been a good atmosphere. It’s just better up north in general.

13 hours ago, Spike said:

Thanks guys, What place would be the friendliest/most welcoming? Not just the town but the cricket crowds.

If @Lucasis anything to go by, I’d completely avoid Leeds and Yorkshire in general. @Stanhas been to a fair few grounds I think. He might have some decent input. Old Trafford has held some ridiculous Ashes test matches since 2005.

2 minutes ago, Spike said:

Now are these actually ‘towns’ or just a constituent piece of land that’s been swallowed up by a greater urban area? If I were to drive from the city centre of Manchester to Altrincham would their be countryside or just endless suburban sprawl of towns upon towns ?

If you want countryside, Knutsford is your best bet. And it’s about 10mins from the airport as well.

1 hour ago, Spike said:

I’m looking to visit England for the Ashes series. Any advice on accomodation and the grounds I’d appreciate. I’m not sold any particular ground, Lord’s is preferred but London isn’t. The only place I’ve written off is Birmingham, I’ve no interest at all in Birmingham and Edgbaston.

@DeadLinesmanManchester
@Danny London
@Lucas Leeds

Manchester isn’t anything like London so as a city center, it’s not particularly massive or overwhelming. Some nice hotels and restaurants too. Metrolink service runs every 15 minutes out of the Center towards Old Trafford. If you’re looking at staying in a town as opposed to the City, the tram runs direct from Altrincham as well. Some of the smaller towns like Knutsford and Wilmslow are decent enough and trains will take you direct into the city on a fairly regular basis.

15 minutes ago, Toinho said:

I am not going to watch that.

 

I have a dead red back spider I squished by the front door...been there a week no other cunt wants to touch it, it seems.

Now that’s telling.

5 minutes ago, Devil said:

Put money on it he out scores Isak from the day he signs and the end of season.

Mate your so anti Manchester United it's now getting questionable whether you actually like football or you just come on to troll about United.

Before you make silly posts go look at the facts, aside from his spell at Burnley he's been a consistent goalscorer where ever he's been. 

We don't have the money to buy a striker outright, he's a decent back up.

 

6 month loan of a Dutch international who scored 2 against Argentina in a World Cup Q/F. No issues with that if it means we save money for the summer.

52 minutes ago, Cicero said:

 

It’s not insane when you consider the ‘cycle’ they’re on…….

3 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

He’s got that nickname instead of being called Jim Jordan cos he was implicated in some sort of child molestation scandal while he was a wrestling coach 

The more you know 

9 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

 

I wonder if the GOP will turn to Gym Jordan to be their next leader.

How’s it ‘working out’ for him?