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Yuki Tsunoda isn't good enough for a top team, so I don't see why everyone is so shocked he's not getting the top gig. Lawson is interesting though, could be a masterstroke or a right fuck up. Either way, it's better than Perez.

No that's Cucurella mate.

Wolves will probably go because their owners just seem to be more interested in turning a profit than actually progressing as a club. Southampton will go just because of how far behind they already are, they could put together a run with a new coach but they'd need to do that and then some at this point. Leicester are poor, but RVN is a complete unknown so could either guide them out of it or clusterfuck them into 18th. Ipswich are the best managed out of the teams I've mentioned so far but they'll be like Luton IMO and go due to not having a good enough/experienced enough squad. Whilst I don't think they'll go, Palace are low-key shite too. Everton won't go, as we're Everton.

Sincere apologies to @RandoEFC, as always that was a fantastic fantasy year and I can only imagine that hard work that goes into it behind the scenes. Unfortunately, life (two kids is fantastic - honestly) meant that I was simply unable to log in and predict each time, appreciate the messages so I could keep playing and glad to get myself off the bottom at the last attempt! As punishment I want to see @Daveface down painted in McLaren Papaya, forced to make engine sounds while @MUFC and @Tommy tickle each others feet and laugh.

Congratulations @CaaC (John) and Mrs. @CaaC (John)!

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Forgot about him, what a joyful appointment that would be.

I think I'm officially done with FF, both Madison and João Pedro on my bench which means I've got fuck all again. My luck has been atrocious all season. My bench have been bringing in some serious points out of absolutely nowhere whilst my XI do the square root of fuck all.

Given that RVN has apparently showed interest in the Coventry job, I guess this is a decision that was made in order to go for him. Cooper has been absolutely shit though, he was an awful appointment to begin with to be honest and it's crazy how quickly the fans turned on him. Just hope they go on better and hire some proper weapon to replace him, Garth Crooks or something.

Can't remember which came first, but the Euros final against Italy (I still can't watch any of that game back) or the Hamilton/Verstappen fiasco in Abu Dhabi.

I would like to see Toto Wolff using his erect penis as a thermometer to test the track temperature.

I'd pay to see @MUFC and @Spike massage oil into Palhinha's groin, whilst @Eco makes whale noises in the corner to keep him relaxed.

I want there to suddenly be a call for it to go to VAR, and when Coote goes to the screen it's his mother in a spit roast with @Rick and @LFCMadLad. @Dr. Gonzo consoles Coote with a foot massage whilst @MUFC takes notes with a pencil.

The guy doing the camera work is a bit of a cunt really, as he knows exactly what he's doing.