Tommy

"I work at the Burj Khalifa." - "Wow, that's interesting. What do you do there?" "I drive the poop truck."

Probably didn't even remember his password, but the government helped him out.

Also this. It just seems so staged. I don't understand Chinese, but apparently the guy conveniently drops the date out of the blue.

Macau is fucking dangerous. Especially with cocky drivers who don't even go off the throttle under red flags.

In terms of chaos and drama, you really surpassed Schalke and HSV these days.

They sacked him. On match day!

I find this kinda relaxing.

Preliminary investigation against Markus Anfang for allegedly using a fake vaccination certificate? He said he was double jabbed, got his certificate and then had it digitalized in a phamarcy. So maybe just a technical issue?

People in Austria dying because they took horse dewormer.

Yea, I've been following that story for a few days now. That E-Mail that is supposed to be from her reads comically bad.

That didn't take long.

Another German one. The lyrics are more real than depressing. Maybe a bit of both. The singer "Kummer" is actually the lead singer of "Kraftklub", which are one of my favourite German Bands. They have some of the best lyrics.

Remember former Bayer Leverkusen managing director Reiner Calmund? This is him now: He had a gastric bypass surgery in order to lose weight. And he looks like a completely different person now. Good on him! He probably wouldn't have lived too much longer with his previous weight.

What the fuck.

Fucking hell. When I read about it I assumed he got out before the car exploded.

Yea, he vanished after our weird "row". Removed me as a Facebook friend as well.

Even finished in the points in his final race. I still remember the helmet design he had with is face on it. Looked hilarious.

The last panel got me.